[COOLTRAINER] wants to fight! [srs wip]

[Banette]

{Luls, they were lacking in any actual generic cooltrainer pictures, so I had to make my own.}

My Parents call me..

ACE ENTRAINER pet detective

My Friends call me..

WHIP WIELDER.

I'm not an it! I'm a..

MAN-URSARING-SPOINK

I am a...

PRETTY COOL GUY

I don't need wrinkle cream! I'm..

LIKE, 18, DURHURRR.

Do you think I need a diet?

NO.

My emotional disposition?

PRETTY DAMN INTENSE.

Things that are Groovy:
... Groovy? What are you, a hippie? Who uses "groovy" any more? Sheesh...

*Battling - One of life's great pleasures! A struggle for power against another who presumes themselves your equal... The sweet taste of victory that shortly follows in leaving your opposite in a crushing defeat, knowing they could not surpass you... I live for these moments!
*Power -With great power comes great responsability, not to mention great respect. It's common sense not to talk down to someone who could take you down with their eyes closed. I wanna be someone like that someday.
*Social Standings -Who would the Champion be without several dozens of fans screaming his or her name? A nobody. People need other people to make them feel like they're worth something. Myself? I strive for the respect of my peers, however, not to please them. That comes naturally.
*My Whip -Back when I was a newbie, my Pokemon would never listen to a word I said. Instead of being incompetent, I used this baby here to teach them who was the alpha in our relationship. I don't really have such a use for it nowadays, but it DOES make me look badass, doesn't it? It does!
*Winning -Don't deny it- EVERYONE loves winning. The feeling that you are better than someone else working towards the same goal... I feel almost giddy. Take your wins in stride though- it's poor image to flaunt, regardless if your opponent did previously.
*My Pokemon -Arcanine, Dewgong, Electrode, and Gloom. I'm quite proud of how they're shaping up as fighters- I doubt you'll stand much of a chance against our strategy.
*Outwitting People -Just another form of battle really, only relying on your wits instead of your Pokemon. In fact, a battle of wits can be effectively worked into any battle plan to fluster the opponent, causing them to slip up in their own strategies. It is then that you can crush them underfoot while they are still having problems with themselves, earning you the satisfaction of complete domination over your opponent.
*Chocolate -Erhm... Well, it is a sweet food, but not TOO sweet. Plus, there's different varieties to suit everyone. It's difficult not to like it, really.

Things that aren't so Groovy:

-Training - It's strenuous, tedious, and overall, BORING. There's no thrill to it like there is to true battling. It's sort of mandatory if you WANT to battle though, so.... Ugh. I deal.
-Losing -It's the same feeling as if you failed an exam or something... However, you can always learn something from your failures and get better. Then, you can beat your opponent next time you have a rematch.
-Weak Trainers -Really, if you can't walk the talk, then you're wasting my time and yours by asking me to battle you. I'll be glad to give you a few pointers on how to better yourself, but.... Please. If you're intending to come after me with a Diglett and a Pidgey, don't bother.
-My Family -Pah. I could do without them. They've never supported anything I've done- it's always been about HIM.... Ugh, I hate him too. If I ever see his face again, it'll be too soon.
-Bad Hair Days -I know my hairstyle is sort of more naturalistic, but... Well, a good thing can quickly turn face when one runs out of gel. You know what I mean, right?
-Embarassment - This kinda ties in with losing and bad hair days. Except in the eye of the general public. Trust me, always better to be laughing with them then to be singled out by them.

But..I'm afraid!

NOOOO THEY BE TAKIN' MAH WHIP

I like to...

WHIP IT

My reason?

TO WHIP IT GOOD.

Mandatory Angst:

I GOT MY WHIP WHEN I WAS THREE. BUT IT WAS USED ON ME BAAAAAW.

Oh and by the way...

I'M 1010% COOLER THAN YOU.

I'm just a proxy for..

A BANETTE THAT MY WHIP DOES NOT WORK ON BAAAW.

Here's some of their writing!


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