Post by The Jester on Jul 6, 2009 20:44:53 GMT -5
OoC: THANK YOU BRE FOR THE LOVELY TITLE IDEA, WITHOUT YOUR HELP IT WOULD'VE BEEN "the creator [ a r c e u s ] of everything" AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LAAAME.
Anyway. I'm gonna do this all fancy like you guys. O:
This image (c) PearlEden of deviantART. I do not own it, nor do I claim to own it. -nod-
{As you walk towards the Hall of Origin, you tug nervously at your collar, anticipating what you are about to do. This is something no one else has ever done before. You are about to interview the one who created the whole flipping universe.
You walk towards the great silver beast, noticing an Arcanine sitting calmly next to it. As you approach, the Arcanine's eyes begin to glow, and an ethereal voice comes out of it.}
"Am I correct in assuming that you are the human sent to interview me?"
{You realize with a jolt that the Legend is speaking through the Arcanine. This is sure to be an interesting interview...}
My Parents call me...
To be honest, I am not quite sure I have parents...
...oh, my name. The humans have dubbed me Arceus.
My Friends call me...
If you mean the other Legends, then they all call me Arceus. Some, in an attempt to be casual, used to call me "Arcey." Though by now the few who still use the nickname have shortened it to the letters "RC."
I'm not an it! I'm a...
{Arceus seems puzzled by this.}
Actually, I think I might be an "it." Although... Most would think of me as male, I suppose.
I am a...
God. The God, I suppose.
I don't need wrinkle cream! I'm...
I have lost track of how much time has passed since I created this world... It's surely at least a billion years.
Do you think I need a diet?
{Arceus tilts his head to the side curiously at this.}
A diet? I don't even need to eat at all, much less adjust what I eat.
{You rephrase the question, somewhat awkwardly.}
Ah, my appearance. (this section is not done)
My emotional disposition?
SRS ARCEY IS SRS.
Things that are Groovy:
ALL THAT SHET I MADE.
Things that aren't so Groovy:
TEAMS. THEY HURT MAH CREATIOOONS.
But... I'm afraid!
MAH CREATIONS, THEY BE SLOWLY DESTROYING THEMSELVES NUUU.
I like to...
MAKE NEW POKERMANZ LAWL.
My reason?
For creating the universe? I'm... I'm not quite sure. I suppose... I was lonely. (this section is not done)
Mandatory Angst:
Rather than just tell you, why don't I show you?
{The Arcanine's eyes stop glowing while Arceus' close, and he seems to concentrate. After a moment, an image explodes in your mind...}
A bright, shining egg, seemingly made entirely of solid energy, floats in nothingness. A crack appears on the surface of the egg, gradually getting larger and spreading all over the container, until finally it bursts. Among the floating shards (which are also fading away) can be seen a small, silver creature, somewhat in the appearance of a small wingless dragon. A single horn juts out of the back of its head, with a little gray on the underside of it. As the creature unfurls itself, you can see it more clearly.
Its face is the same dark gray as on the horn, as is its lower chest and the underside of its short tail. A golden ring tightly encircles the creature's abdomen. Its eyes, once opened, you can see are blood red, staring around at the blank nothingness that surrounds it.
The creature closes its eyes again, and after a moment begins to grow. The horn elongates and curves a bit, becoming sharply pointed. (this section is not done)
Oh and by the way...
I LIEK MUDKIPZ. THEY ARE MAH BEST CREATIONS.
I'm just a proxy for...
Prox- what is on my back?
{What looks like a young human girl with the ears and tail of an Espeon climbs shakily onto Arceus' head from where you assume she was perched on his back until now, panting heavily. Once she catches her breath, she speaks.} Man, Arceus, why do you have to be so darn huge?
I can't help my size...
YEA WHUTEVAH. Um, anyway, I'm Jespeon, and I am the one controlling Arceus.
Here's some of their writing!
DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS FOR EVERY APP
Anyway. I'm gonna do this all fancy like you guys. O:
This image (c) PearlEden of deviantART. I do not own it, nor do I claim to own it. -nod-
{As you walk towards the Hall of Origin, you tug nervously at your collar, anticipating what you are about to do. This is something no one else has ever done before. You are about to interview the one who created the whole flipping universe.
You walk towards the great silver beast, noticing an Arcanine sitting calmly next to it. As you approach, the Arcanine's eyes begin to glow, and an ethereal voice comes out of it.}
"Am I correct in assuming that you are the human sent to interview me?"
{You realize with a jolt that the Legend is speaking through the Arcanine. This is sure to be an interesting interview...}
My Parents call me...
To be honest, I am not quite sure I have parents...
...oh, my name. The humans have dubbed me Arceus.
My Friends call me...
If you mean the other Legends, then they all call me Arceus. Some, in an attempt to be casual, used to call me "Arcey." Though by now the few who still use the nickname have shortened it to the letters "RC."
I'm not an it! I'm a...
{Arceus seems puzzled by this.}
Actually, I think I might be an "it." Although... Most would think of me as male, I suppose.
I am a...
God. The God, I suppose.
I don't need wrinkle cream! I'm...
I have lost track of how much time has passed since I created this world... It's surely at least a billion years.
Do you think I need a diet?
{Arceus tilts his head to the side curiously at this.}
A diet? I don't even need to eat at all, much less adjust what I eat.
{You rephrase the question, somewhat awkwardly.}
Ah, my appearance. (this section is not done)
My emotional disposition?
SRS ARCEY IS SRS.
Things that are Groovy:
ALL THAT SHET I MADE.
Things that aren't so Groovy:
TEAMS. THEY HURT MAH CREATIOOONS.
But... I'm afraid!
MAH CREATIONS, THEY BE SLOWLY DESTROYING THEMSELVES NUUU.
I like to...
MAKE NEW POKERMANZ LAWL.
My reason?
For creating the universe? I'm... I'm not quite sure. I suppose... I was lonely. (this section is not done)
Mandatory Angst:
Rather than just tell you, why don't I show you?
{The Arcanine's eyes stop glowing while Arceus' close, and he seems to concentrate. After a moment, an image explodes in your mind...}
A bright, shining egg, seemingly made entirely of solid energy, floats in nothingness. A crack appears on the surface of the egg, gradually getting larger and spreading all over the container, until finally it bursts. Among the floating shards (which are also fading away) can be seen a small, silver creature, somewhat in the appearance of a small wingless dragon. A single horn juts out of the back of its head, with a little gray on the underside of it. As the creature unfurls itself, you can see it more clearly.
Its face is the same dark gray as on the horn, as is its lower chest and the underside of its short tail. A golden ring tightly encircles the creature's abdomen. Its eyes, once opened, you can see are blood red, staring around at the blank nothingness that surrounds it.
The creature closes its eyes again, and after a moment begins to grow. The horn elongates and curves a bit, becoming sharply pointed. (this section is not done)
Oh and by the way...
I LIEK MUDKIPZ. THEY ARE MAH BEST CREATIONS.
I'm just a proxy for...
Prox- what is on my back?
{What looks like a young human girl with the ears and tail of an Espeon climbs shakily onto Arceus' head from where you assume she was perched on his back until now, panting heavily. Once she catches her breath, she speaks.} Man, Arceus, why do you have to be so darn huge?
I can't help my size...
YEA WHUTEVAH. Um, anyway, I'm Jespeon, and I am the one controlling Arceus.
Here's some of their writing!
DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO THIS FOR EVERY APP
