Post by breloom on Jun 11, 2009 19:53:10 GMT -5
...Well, when you're flying and you're not beating wings, you're levitating, right?
Anyway, I got bored in bed at about 11:00 last night and started to sing random things. It eventually metamorphosed into a song about Clefairies, and then card battles, and... well... I started remembering all of the FWW characters I could when I was half-awake and wrote a song about 'em.
I'll try to update the song whenever some new characters are accepted. Sing to the tune of whatever fits for you. Some of the characters may have been given up on.
Anyway, I got bored in bed at about 11:00 last night and started to sing random things. It eventually metamorphosed into a song about Clefairies, and then card battles, and... well... I started remembering all of the FWW characters I could when I was half-awake and wrote a song about 'em.
I'll try to update the song whenever some new characters are accepted. Sing to the tune of whatever fits for you. Some of the characters may have been given up on.
Grunt's chasing a Clefairy who's gotten on his nerves
while Domino throws flowers and Dahlia reinvents the 'curves'
There's a messed up YGO battle between Riley and Lance
and Silver cooks Love Pancakes in an apron but no pants
Upon silent Winona, Flint shamelessly 'opens fire'
while Volkner focuses on fixing the Power Plant's tangled wires
Thorton the cynic complains that love tastes like Splenda
while Roark begins to play 'Fossil Defendah'
I know he wasn't accepted but I was lacking in a rhyme
and now I'm lacking in another one as stormy Raikou stirs the chimes
Steven and Wallace beg forgiveness in a Dragonairy chatplay
when Gold walks in with an Omanyte egg and they both take it away
While they squabble over who gets to keep the Pokemon
Ozzy gets too close to the love!Splenda and impersonates a swan
Cynthia and Bugsy get buddy-buddy before the former's hit by the sun -
then she's a creepy stalker who doesn't remember anyone.
Gary TRANES SUM POGERMANS while Lucas sticks around to watch
then by a glomping Ruby the poor Trainer just gets squashed
Conway stalks, making noises but was never really there
but Dae goes all Hunny-sempai and complains that it's not fair
Palmer teaches a life lesson while the cast stares, amazed
that he hadn't yet lost his Butterfree that day.
Hal and Sephiroth go hunting for FFNet romance fics
while Harley hitches a ride on Lt. Surge's ship (IN AMERICA)
Paul drops an F-bomb and wonders how we got a pageful of this crap
and James moans over his short supply of some stupid bottle cap
Miete sets things on fire because she felt a chill
while Falkner converts fangirls to Nayato (Winona/Falkner) with sheer power of Will
As Breloom is bricked by Maylene for her terrible pun
Giovanni shows the world how a proper Evil Team is run
Giselle and Jessie discuss the ups and downs of makeup lines
while through the really shiny sky incognito Jirachi flies
Crasher Wake learns to draw, something he could never do -
but he's being taught by Tracey; I'll leave the outcome up to you
Lucian reads a cheesy romance novel (Wes stole all his funds)
while Candice, in the corner, has - what else? - snowy fun
Bill builds a giant death ray for the weeds in his backyard
but Bugsy's an animal-rights activist and says that keeping that off of wildlife would be hard.
Charlie, Banette, Luno, Cassie, Chuck and Dragon, Etiole, Fidge, Gary, and Havoc all do other things
while Breloom rattles off names with Mim's aid,
Modd, Nickbo, Pineco, and Sarchu (with help from Jespeon and Wrath)
all finish off this stupid song while Paul still wonders how Bre thought of this crap.
while Domino throws flowers and Dahlia reinvents the 'curves'
There's a messed up YGO battle between Riley and Lance
and Silver cooks Love Pancakes in an apron but no pants
Upon silent Winona, Flint shamelessly 'opens fire'
while Volkner focuses on fixing the Power Plant's tangled wires
Thorton the cynic complains that love tastes like Splenda
while Roark begins to play 'Fossil Defendah'
I know he wasn't accepted but I was lacking in a rhyme
and now I'm lacking in another one as stormy Raikou stirs the chimes
Steven and Wallace beg forgiveness in a Dragonairy chatplay
when Gold walks in with an Omanyte egg and they both take it away
While they squabble over who gets to keep the Pokemon
Ozzy gets too close to the love!Splenda and impersonates a swan
Cynthia and Bugsy get buddy-buddy before the former's hit by the sun -
then she's a creepy stalker who doesn't remember anyone.
Gary TRANES SUM POGERMANS while Lucas sticks around to watch
then by a glomping Ruby the poor Trainer just gets squashed
Conway stalks, making noises but was never really there
but Dae goes all Hunny-sempai and complains that it's not fair
Palmer teaches a life lesson while the cast stares, amazed
that he hadn't yet lost his Butterfree that day.
Hal and Sephiroth go hunting for FFNet romance fics
while Harley hitches a ride on Lt. Surge's ship (IN AMERICA)
Paul drops an F-bomb and wonders how we got a pageful of this crap
and James moans over his short supply of some stupid bottle cap
Miete sets things on fire because she felt a chill
while Falkner converts fangirls to Nayato (Winona/Falkner) with sheer power of Will
As Breloom is bricked by Maylene for her terrible pun
Giovanni shows the world how a proper Evil Team is run
Giselle and Jessie discuss the ups and downs of makeup lines
while through the really shiny sky incognito Jirachi flies
Crasher Wake learns to draw, something he could never do -
but he's being taught by Tracey; I'll leave the outcome up to you
Lucian reads a cheesy romance novel (Wes stole all his funds)
while Candice, in the corner, has - what else? - snowy fun
Bill builds a giant death ray for the weeds in his backyard
but Bugsy's an animal-rights activist and says that keeping that off of wildlife would be hard.
Charlie, Banette, Luno, Cassie, Chuck and Dragon, Etiole, Fidge, Gary, and Havoc all do other things
while Breloom rattles off names with Mim's aid,
Modd, Nickbo, Pineco, and Sarchu (with help from Jespeon and Wrath)
all finish off this stupid song while Paul still wonders how Bre thought of this crap.
