Misty - - - - Ash

[Cassie]

To: Ash aka Hat Wearing Baka
From: Misty aka Coolest Girl You Will Ever Meet and Don't You Forget It!
Subject: 'sup fool?

[/s] City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so preeeeeeetyyyyyy. Haha! Yes, I do know Pallet is in fact a Town, but pretty doesn't rhyme with town does it? Town rhymes with frown which is what you're probabbly doing while you're reading this. Ah, cheer up Ash! So I guess you're sat there (frowning) but feeling amazingly lucky that you got an email from me. There's no need to deny it, I know it's true. I mean, who wouldn't feel lucky?

So anyway, I heard you finally did what you've been ranting about doing for years. No, not shaving Gary's head while he was asleep (wait, was that my idea or yours?), getting a Pokemon! Congrats! You've just taken a baby step towards your goal, but don't be discouraged. Everyone takes baby steps very seriously, it goes in photo albums and everything. Baby steps or not though, your still light years away from being as good as me. I heard you got a snazzy little lightning mouse though, so I'm guessing you think you can take me now? Right, right? WRONG. I'd still own your ass.

Well, I'm guessing you're off to start the Pokemon journey that has been prophesied since time began and the first stars were in the sky and all of that, but lets face it Ash, you've got all the common sense of a Snorlax. No offense. Well, last time I was in Pallet your mom (tell her HI! from me by the way) gave me these cookies. They were really, really, really, delicious. So I decided since she did that, I would do something nice for her too. Do you want to know what? I shall tell you. My mission is to keep you alive on your little trip around the world. Or Kanto, whatever. So before you go skipping off into the sunset, you need to come and find me. That way I'll be around to haul your scrawny ass out of all the danger you're going to end up in, becuase Ash Ketchum is your name, and doing stupid shit is your game. Catchy, huh?

So give you me a call, okay? I don't want you to wander off and die, and besides, somebody's going to have to show you how this Pokemon stuff's done. Who better than me?

Well, anyway, I'm going back to the party. Daisy's throwing it, and Lily's making cocktails. I've been taste testing them for her - she's made loads.

See ya later Feralligator.

Misty.

P.S - Bring some of those cookies I mentioned. Kthnxz![/ul]

[faron]

To: Misty -the most annoying female this side of the Silver Mountain Range-
From: Ash -Your Future Indigo League Champ-
Subject: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

How many times do I have to tell you, if you don't want me calling you Sissy-poo (by the way, thank your sister for that, I still revel over that nickname) don't call me Ashy. And no I don't feel lucky to receive your various emails, if anything, I feel a certain amount of dread. Perhaps it is my instincts telling me to flee from such a frighting and emotionally imbalanced person.

Nah, I'm joking. You aren't emotionally imbalanced, you're just insane.

Also, I'll have you know my ass isn't scrawny! It's nice and well defined and- Oh, mom says Hi, and she'll be sure to cook you a batch of cookies if you happen to come down here anytime soon.

I'm actually writing this the night before I start off for my journey. Can you believe that I actually doubted myself (actually got into a huge argument with mom about it)? Heh, yeah I know, I can't quite believe it myself either.

But listen, I've got a psychotic Pokemon, blasted thing shocks the shit out of any person, including my mom, that gets even remotely close enough. I've had to keep it in it's pokeball by taping a mirror in front of the transmitter laser. Any chance you want to help me catch one that's less, oh I dunno...insane?

Still think you need training bras.

Ash

PS: Hope you got a hangover!

[Cassie]

To: Ash, aka Boy With Little Faith
From: Misty aka Champion Cocktail Taster
Subject: The early pidgy catches the caterpie, but did I catch you?

[/i] spending time with Gary Oak before you even think about making some smart comment which will get you bitch slapped. So sure, I'll give you a hand and if you're real nice I might even give you a Pokeball too. I'l even take a look at the rodent for you, I mean I'm hardly a stranger to wierd Pokemon. As I type Psyduck is trying to hide under my chair...

I guess this means I'm heading to Pallet town!

See ya soon Ashy-Poo

Misty.

P.S - I don't get hangovers, so hah! [/ul]

[Dragon]

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