heeeelp meee [flint!]

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fliiiint you have to help me. i'm outside lavender town and it's dark and there's this forest and IT'S PROBABLY HAUNTED AND-AND-
I'M TOO AWESOME TO DIE.
so talk to me and distract me from the horrors of this terrifying place- OH MY GOD, is that shadow moving?!
...wait false alarm, the trees are blowing in the wind.
...THE EERIE, MYSTERIOUS, EVIL WIND. D:
so stop chasing after girls (without me, thanks a lot) for a minute and help me out, plzkthnx?
for all you know this could be the last time you ever speak to me. D:[/color]
From: Volkner
12:42 PM[/size]





ooc: hurrhurr text conversation. <3
feel free to use as much CHAT SPEAK as you think volkner can handle from flint.
and this message is probably too long to actually be sent. I DON'T CARE.

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LOLOLOLOL.
lavender town srsly? i mean, out of all places you get lost and scared its lavender? that little creepy voodoo village? and you're scared!?

jeez volky, no wonder i get all the babes. dont worry, i won't tell anyone of this conversation ;D. except maybe i'll trade it with cynthia so she would be able to use it against you instead. i need a way to get her off my back.

BUT IMA LOLING RITE NOW. what are you talking about wind can never be eerie or mysterious. if you just put some pretty girls in skirts there BAM! instant heaven. that's just what that voodoo village needs. girls in skirts and more wind am i rite?

and stop whining lol. i'm taking valuable time out of my skirt chasing! though... though i think i found a goddess. a freakin' venus volky i promise you! shes so beautiful with waves of golden hair, deep oceans of emerald for her eyes... i think i've found my soul mate. i really think i have volky! so maybe shes a tinsy bit two dimensional at the moment but i dont care!

just ask to stay somewhere in lavender. actually don't; i heard they're all crazy old woman there. if they see a young blonde boy at their door asking to stay the night they'll probably rape you or somethin. in fact you're probably not safe outside since theyre probably patrolling looking for some young supple fresh that they havent seen in years.

well it was nice while i knew you buddy. hey if you die dya think i could have sunyshore gym?
From: Flint
12:47 PM


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THIS ONE IS EVEN LONGER SARBO SORRY. And I no matter what i found it impossible to construct this message fully of chatspeak sorry ;o;.

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O-OF COURSE I'M SCARED. have you ever been here at night?! it's ttly creepy and spooky. a ghost is going to come up and eat my brains any minute, i swear.

YOU WOULD BE SCARED TOO OKAY.

and you do not get all the babes. they totally like me better anyway. AND YOU WOULD NEVER TELL CYNTHIA. but actually just go ahead, she so obvs likes me better anyway. us blondes have to stick together. plus, i know how to treat a lady.

WIND IS TTLY MYSTERIOUS OKAY.
it makes that noise and messes up my hair.
but yessss that would definitely make this town better, ha haa... too bad they don't have any of that. there was like this one pretty girl when i was walking by pokemon tower but MAYBE SHE WAS A GHOST. OMG THE GHOSTS KNOW MY WEAKNESS. they're going to look like pretty girls so that they can LURE ME IN with their beautiful charm then steal my beautiful soooouuuulll.

new mission for you: don't let me go near any pretty girls around lavender town.

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SOULMATE.
-omgbetrayed-
but wonderful i'm glad for you. they're better two-dimensional anyway, that way they don't nag at you for using too much hair gel or to clean up the house, OR-
well you get it. i hope she's hot. send a picture some time, okay? because that is real poetry you're using there.

G-GREAT. now i have another reason to be scared of lavender. along with having my brains eaten and my soul stolen, i have to worry about getting raped by old ladies.
I-I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMETHING.

no you cannot have sunyshore gym!
you've already got a position in the elite four.
a-and it's already written in my will who gets what.
...WHAT. I LEAD A DANGEROUS LIFE OKAY.

celadon is... this way... right?
...shit.[/color]
From: Volkner
12:53 PM



ooc: NEITHER COULD I IT'S FINE. <3

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I WOULD NOT BE SCARED. I HAVE MY AFRO AND I WOULD USE THAT TO ENSNARE MY GHOSTLY ENEMIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SERIOUSLY I WOULD TOTALLY FIGHT GHOST CRIME WITH MY HAIR. NO INTANGIBLE FIEND WOULD BE SAFE.

and no the babes do not like you better v:<. they prefer the almighty Flint, master of all things sexy! AND CYNTHIA LIKES ME MORE I SWEAR ;O;. she just shows her affection in violent ways. she adores me each time she threatens to castrate me with the nearest wrench. and when she actually tries to do it its just a cover for her passionate feelings she holds for me. IM BEING TTLY SRS I SWEAR. AND I WOULD TELL HER. D:<

but i don't have cynthia's number anymore since she refused to reply to any of my wonderful, poetic messages i sent her about the feelings threatening to explode deep inside me and changed her phone number. i'm still trying to convince bertha to give it too me (i would never ask lucian for assistance in a ladies matter D:).

and come on follow those ghost girls. sure maybe the whole eating brain thing is a downfall but COME ON YOU GET A SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE IF YKNOW WHAT I MEAN BUDDY. worth it in the long run. now i want some ghost girls to start seducing me too.

AND OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL MY SOUL MATE BFF. but you shoulda seen the chest of this one! i'll get a picture when i finally meet her!

and why can't i have sunyshore!? i deserve it the most D:! okay i wouldn't become a gym leader because yeah being an elite four is better (hah!) but i'd just use it to bring all my babes back to. but... your will? I'VE WRITTEN MINE TOO BUT WHAT DO I GET FROM YOUR WILL TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME VOLKY.

and pfft you expect me to know which direction celadon city is in o:? OH. WE NEED TO GO THERE.

HAVE YOUR HEARD THE GYM ONLY HAS GIRLS IN IT!?
From: Flint
12:59 AM

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OKAY WELL WE DON'T ALL HAVE YOUR AFRO OKAY? the only way something would get stuck in my hair is if i put too much gel in like that one time last week. and if you're going to fight ghost crime, um... RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD PLACE TO START.
maybe. i don't know.

PFFFT WHATEVER YOU SAY MAN. i'm pretty sure i'm the master of sexy. i haven't died yet, you haven't taken over. come on. and if that's true cynthia must REALLY LOVE YOU. DAMN, i'm surprised there aren't little blonde afro'd flint juniors running around yet in that case! unless you're hiding them from me. IN WHICH CASE, how could you?! i would be an awesome uncle. and godfather! I COULD GIVE THEM PICHUS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

lol she's probably loving your absence from sinnoh right now. they're having FLINT-FREE parties every night.
BUT DON'T WORRY I WOULD MISS YOU A LOT.
bertha likes causing trouble. i'm surprised you don't have it yet. did you know one of the elite four here could totally be her sister?! EERIE.
PFFT lucian. what would he know?

LOL WELL. that would be quite an experience i guess, but i'm not sure if it's worth it. chicks would not dig a guy with no soul. i would not be able to turn on the volkner charm that they all love so well.
REALLY? THEN LET'S TRADE PLACES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING AGAIN.

good. because i need to approve. you cannot hit as hot girl without bff approval. unless it's spur of them moment, in which case i totally approve, because that's always the best.
...SO I'VE HEARD.

because a gym is a sacred place and not to be used to impress/seduce/take girls to!
...PFFT YEAH RIGHT.
NOWAY. GYM LEADERS ARE MUCH BETTER. gosh. i get to be admired by a whole city. because they still love me after all the blackouts. but you're like a recluse or something. it's SO SAD.
FINE. you get my pokemon. D: a-and our BFF items and... those magazines. YOU KNOW THE ONES.
WHAT DO I GET FROM YOURS?

OMG SRSLY?! now i have a new reason to get to celadon!

SHITSHITSHIT I SEE SOMEONE THEY'RE WEARING A HAT.
IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS-[/color]
From: Volkner
1:06 AM

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