RILEY:// [my aura brings all the hoes to the yard]

[Banette]

Pimp;

I once knew a traveling trainer, an aura guardian to be,
by the name Riley, he was about twenty-three.
He came from Sinnoh to Kanto, and as you'd soon find,
He's fucking amazing enough to blow your mind~

.... What?
Okay, I know I'm not a professional poet or
anything, but that's pure truth right there.
Deal with it or make use of the back arrow~

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Hoes;


Roark
My oldest, and one of my best friends since childhood. Heh, who knows how many days we've spent together. It kinda makes me feel bad that I'm not always gonna be around to protect him, however. Heh, I truly hope working at the gym toughens him up and gives him a smidgen more confidence.


Byron
Ah yeah, Byron. He's a bit kooky. Which makes him awesome! Heh.
I really used to admire him as a child. Not as much as Roark did, mind you, but he still seemed like this amazing superhero-esque guy with the cape and muscles. Looking back, I sort of wonder why... but I do enjoy his company.


Steven
This, children, is what we call a "priss".
Prisses have a certain chemical imbalance that causes "Prissitus", a dangerous STD that can cause any who contract it to become overly serious. However, you should treat them as normal individuals, as it is completely rude and unnecessary to poke fun at the impairments of others.
Aha, kidding. Or am I? Steven was another of my best friends since childhood. He's gotten better about his priss in recent years though. I'm so proud of him.


Cheryl
My wifey~ Well, not really. 'Tis merely a running joke between us. Ahaha.
I haven't seen her for a few years, however. I wonder how she's been recently? I look forward to the time I can see her again.

Crew;


Lulu
Lucario/Female/Steadfast
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-Aura Sphere
-Blaze Kick
-Extremespeed
-Bone Rush
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Lulu is, to put it simply, my irreplaceable, inseparable partner. Since I received her egg when I was about ten, I don't think we've ever been separated at any point in time. Ahaha. She's a kind, loyal Pokemon- she'd always have my back when nobody else would, even for the stupid things. I don't know how I would have surviveed without her.


Dio
Salamence/Male/Intimidate
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-Crunch
-Flamethrower
-Thunder Fang
-Dragon Claw
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Ah yes, Dio. Crazy bastard. I gotta love him. Heh.
I suppose we get along well because we're quite a bit alike- neither of us is willing to back down from a challenge, and we both share the same impulse gene. Ahaha.
He's also a determined little (well, big now) bugger. While with Steven and Roark in Meteor Falls, he actually fell from seemingly nowhere landed on me as a Bagon. Back when he was determined to fly without wings. Maybe it was a bit foolish, but I told him if he'd stay and let me train him a while, I'd help him fly somehow. Then if he wanted, I'd release him.
I stuck to my promise, he stuck with me. He's always willing to let me hitch a ride whenever I need one today.


Mondo
Metagross/referred to as Male/Clear Body
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-Meteor Mash
-Bullet Punch
-Magnet Rise
-Hammer Arm
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Before you ask, Mondo is a guy. I asked him what he wanted to be referred as, and he replied as such. He was a gift from my favorite priss as a Beldum, in exchange for a Riolu egg.
I'd have to say he's a pretty cool guy- he acts all serious and shit, but he has a secret enjoyment for participating in extreme sports. Which is totally badass, in my opinion, but I know the big ol' hunk a metal gets all flustered about it, so I don't bring it up often. Ahaha. He himself can't exactly snowboard or skateboard or anything, but he'll occasionally be the board himself and pull off a few nifty tricks whenever we're just out around Iron Island alone.

He's so formal though- he keeps insisting on calling me "Master" and Lulu "Lady" or "The Lady". I don't know what Lulu thinks about it, but I'd prefer if he could drop the fancy title. It makes me feel old. Heh. So, whenever he calls me master, I decided to refer to him as Mondo Cool. He hates it (I don't blame the guy) though I suppose he needs some tough love before he learns.

Bling;


Ancient Map of Kanto x1
Buck's Grandpa gave it to me. I'm afraid I'll break it with a touch... But overall, it reminds me of an old treasure map with all the extra scribbles. I'm sure it'll suit my purposes fine.


Region Map x2
One of Sinnoh and one of Kanto. For situations when I can't put much stock in the old guy's map.


Credit Card x1
Hey, never know when you might want something, but don't have the money.


Great Ball x7
You never know what you might find!


First Aid Kit x1
Cheryl told me to always keep one on me because I injure myself so much. Heh.


Water Bottle x2
Water's vital to the existence of all creatures. I just keep filling these up whenever I run out, so I don't have to buy more.


Wallet x1
It's kinda high-techy, but that's to keep people or myself when I'm drunk from breaking into it. I keep all my cards plus a few photos in here- it HAS to be well protected.
Plus, it's waterproof! Couldn't have bought a better one.


Vodka x1
Ehehe... Er, how did this get here? I certainly didn't pack it..

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