Post by Banette on May 6, 2009 13:58:59 GMT -5
So, as you may know, Banette got banned for failure to ninja.
However, Banette still ninja'd around this ban, and is now writing about what she did in the meantime. Aside from making cake QUICKLY (Dae would be proud; still tastes pretty good though~) she played The Sims 2 on her Wii. Which isn't as awesome as computer sims, but it does the job.
So, because you are never far from her mind, she made FWW sims and watched the action.
WITNESS THE OBSERVATIONAL REPORT BELOW PLZ~
Day 1;
Birth of first group, Paul, Silver, and Gold.
Silver had to be subjected to a gender swap, as there were no sexy long man hairstyles. Paul was fairly accurate, however.
The house was built. Directly after, Silver went to read the newspaper, Gold went to take a leak after what I assume was a long car ride, amd Paul decided he was hungry. He promptly went into the kitchen and attempted cooking, gave himself food poisoning and died. I suspected something from that moment. I brought him back to life however, as Paul has proved to be an adept fiddle player.
Then it was Gold's turn. He too gave himself food poisoning, but survived. Silver was the only successful cook of the group, it seems.
So, they got jobs. Paul for the military, Silver as a criminal, and Gold... as an underwear model. As Paul made the most money, he instantly became the cash cow.
Silver and Gold had maekouts and happy times in bed SEKRITLY while Paul was at work, though he had them both on his sekrit love and support list. Poor guy.
Riley and Steven were also born on this day.
Steven was, of course, very platonic, until Riley drugged him with mysterious blender juice. I'm not sure what exactly was in it, though there were hearts floating out of it and Steven wasn't too platonic no more after drinking that shit.
Day 2;
Birth of Damion and Lucas.
These two seemed to get together quick enough, and were married within an hour of creation. Ironically, Lucas is a sucky cook, and I had to godmode intervene a bit to keep him from getting sick off bad food. As Damion keeps getting fired and keeps making messes in the house, a maid had to be hired. Damion seems to spend much time admiring this maid's ass when Lucas isn't around.
Riley and Silver became BFFs via internet. Steven was a betch last time he visited Paul/Silver/Gold's house and hogged the computer for hours as soon as he came in. Betch.
Silver made a blog. He's now 3% of teh cool on the internet. Gold showed a certain talent for painting, and now managed to sell several paintings of Silver and Paul for assorted ammounts of money.
Paul has shown to be pro at weight lifting; whoever comes in while he's practicing this tends to take on a strange moving formation that might be concidered cheering.
Paul got rejected for maekoutz, though skipped ahead to bed instead. Silver, you whore. Gold got permoted from underwear model to body waxer.
Steven still dosen't have a job. Riley however, is quite pro at srs biznezz.
Paul's tombstone was sold for beer money.
Day 3;
-Coming soon to a forum near you-
However, Banette still ninja'd around this ban, and is now writing about what she did in the meantime. Aside from making cake QUICKLY (Dae would be proud; still tastes pretty good though~) she played The Sims 2 on her Wii. Which isn't as awesome as computer sims, but it does the job.
So, because you are never far from her mind, she made FWW sims and watched the action.
WITNESS THE OBSERVATIONAL REPORT BELOW PLZ~
Day 1;
Birth of first group, Paul, Silver, and Gold.
Silver had to be subjected to a gender swap, as there were no sexy long man hairstyles. Paul was fairly accurate, however.
The house was built. Directly after, Silver went to read the newspaper, Gold went to take a leak after what I assume was a long car ride, amd Paul decided he was hungry. He promptly went into the kitchen and attempted cooking, gave himself food poisoning and died. I suspected something from that moment. I brought him back to life however, as Paul has proved to be an adept fiddle player.
Then it was Gold's turn. He too gave himself food poisoning, but survived. Silver was the only successful cook of the group, it seems.
So, they got jobs. Paul for the military, Silver as a criminal, and Gold... as an underwear model. As Paul made the most money, he instantly became the cash cow.
Silver and Gold had maekouts and happy times in bed SEKRITLY while Paul was at work, though he had them both on his sekrit love and support list. Poor guy.
Riley and Steven were also born on this day.
Steven was, of course, very platonic, until Riley drugged him with mysterious blender juice. I'm not sure what exactly was in it, though there were hearts floating out of it and Steven wasn't too platonic no more after drinking that shit.
Day 2;
Birth of Damion and Lucas.
These two seemed to get together quick enough, and were married within an hour of creation. Ironically, Lucas is a sucky cook, and I had to godmode intervene a bit to keep him from getting sick off bad food. As Damion keeps getting fired and keeps making messes in the house, a maid had to be hired. Damion seems to spend much time admiring this maid's ass when Lucas isn't around.
Riley and Silver became BFFs via internet. Steven was a betch last time he visited Paul/Silver/Gold's house and hogged the computer for hours as soon as he came in. Betch.
Silver made a blog. He's now 3% of teh cool on the internet. Gold showed a certain talent for painting, and now managed to sell several paintings of Silver and Paul for assorted ammounts of money.
Paul has shown to be pro at weight lifting; whoever comes in while he's practicing this tends to take on a strange moving formation that might be concidered cheering.
Paul got rejected for maekoutz, though skipped ahead to bed instead. Silver, you whore. Gold got permoted from underwear model to body waxer.
Steven still dosen't have a job. Riley however, is quite pro at srs biznezz.
Paul's tombstone was sold for beer money.
Day 3;
-Coming soon to a forum near you-
