[shall we play a game?] -- surge's p.c

[Lt. Surge]

lightning_american has just signed on.
What would you like to do?
/function obtain data
/processing request . . .
/showing information on Lieutenant Robert Lee Surge; Electric Bob. . .
age - 34
sex - male
birthplace - owensboro, kentucky, u.s.a
badges obtained - 0
occupation - vermilion city gym leader, retired lieutenant and elite officer 002 of team rocket local shuffleboard champion.

Anything else?
/function obtain acquaintances
/processing request. . .
/showing results for Surge's Friends. . .


/data on Bill. . .
Bill is a, what Surge calls, "one of those brainy geeks" that lives in Cerulean City. He's pretty popular because he's the mastermind behind the Pokemon storage system. He became acquainted with Surge after being paired with him in the battles against The Shitenou in which him and Surge fought against Bruno.
Surge enjoys the feeling of superiority over Bill, and constantly finds himself picking on the fellow's height and nerdyness. Surge also believes Bill doesn't get out enough, and has a "baby face".
Despite any harassment and taunting Bill may receive from Lt. Surge, Bill is considered a dear friend and partner to Surge since he proved himself intelligent and useful in their battle against Bruno, and has kept contact with him ever since they have met.
/currently played by Gary.


Anything else?
/function obtain pokemon
/processing request. . .
/showing results for Surge's Pokemon. . .


name: none
species: Raichu
sex: male♂
ability: static
moves: thunderbolt, agility, body slam, and thunder.


name: none
species: Electabuzz
sex: male♂
ability: static
moves: thunder punch, low kick, thunder, and swift.

x 10
name: none
species: Voltorb
sex: none
ability: soundproof
moves: sonic boom, rollout, spark and self destruct.

x 6
name: none
species: Electrode
sex: none
ability: soundproof
moves: charge beam, self destruct, swift, and explosion.

x 12
name: none
species: Magnemite
sex: none
ability: magnet pull
moves: lock-on, sonic boom, thunder shock, and thunder wave.

x 4
name: none
species: Magneton
sex: none
ability: sturdy
moves: sonic boom, spark, magnet bomb, and thunderbolt.

Anything else?
/obtain items
/processing request. . .
/showing results for Surge's Items. . .

Thunder Badge x 10
/You never know who may want a fight.
Super Potion x 5
/I think you know what this does.
Max Repel x 3
/Surge usually has no time to put up with wild Pokemon.
Escape Rope x 2
/Used for many reasons.
Thunder Stone x 1
/Surge calls it his good luck charm.
Mech Mail x 2
/It's postage -- manly looking postage.
Blackglasses x 1
/One of Surge's favorite and signature accessories.
Charcoal x 1
/We're not quite sure why he has this.
S.S Ticket x 1
/A ticket stub from a voyage long ago.
Magnet x 2
/You'd be surprised at how much it comes in handy.
Assorted Keys
/They all lead to somewhere different, and reside on a fashionable keychain of a golden eagle.
Identification Card and Gym Leader License x 1
/Self explanatory.
Other Licenses
/Surge flies a plane, captains a ship, and can run a submarine. What a jack of all trades!
Assorted Gadgets
/Surge would have to kill you if you found out what they all do.
Assorted Vitamins
/Everything your body needs to be awesome and healthy (now in colorful Pokemon shapes!)
POWERTHIRST x 6
/Required in order to kick Mother Nature in the face with ENERGYLEGS.

Anything else?
/function play a game.
/processing request. . .
/loading. . .
What game would you like to play?
/function play Battle Tanks: World Armageddon
Computer must close all other operations to run this program.
Proceed?
/function Y.
/lightning_american has just signed off.