Post by Banette on Apr 26, 2009 12:23:35 GMT -5
Because it's too fucking epic for Word, and I need to put it somewhere.
Silver thinks he's Gold, Gold thinks he's Silver for a bit, and this is rated T for raunchy content and extreme drama. ENJOY~
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[19:08] Impy Dragon: Gold: It's already been determined that the fairy tales were all just an elaborate prank on your part. The only thing that would make me feel better at this point were if you were to leave me alone.
[19:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Fine then, crankyass. I'm going. -hairflips, turns, and struts off, though actually sneaks into the room beside it and peeks in through a small hole at Gold-
[19:11] Impy Dragon: Gold: -watches as Silver leaves the room thoughtfully before turning back to his book- -looks up a moment later because he feels like he's being watched-
[19:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues watching quietly, though ready to slip away from the hole should anything be suspected-
[19:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...
[19:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....
[19:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks up again- I can hear you breathing.
[19:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ........
[19:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -thinks for a moment before a slight smirk crosses his face- If you're a worthless moron who has nothing better to do than stalk me like a pedophile, then don't say anything.
[19:14] Impy Dragon: ((HAHAHAHAHAHA))
[19:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: If you're a whiny emo who talks to someone through the wall simply because you think they're watching you to comfort your depressing self, stay in your corner.
[19:17] Impy Dragon: Gold: And once again, you prove that I am better than you. -goes back to reading-
[19:17] Impy Dragon: ((you can see this happening, right?))
[19:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD If this wasn't crack and Gold was Silver, yes.))
[19:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Gold: You wish, emo kid. -steps as if he's walking away before slipping his sweater over his nose to mask the sound of his breathing to continue watching-
[19:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Like, walking in place. xD))
[19:19] Impy Dragon: ((I got that xDDDDD))
[19:20] Impy Dragon: Gold: -frown actually laxens to one of indifference, reading pleasantly-
[19:20] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((WHAT ARE SOME RANDOM WORDS THAT START WITH THE LETTER D?))
[19:20] Impy Dragon: ((dominance, dormitory, dancer, dragon, diabolical, dessert))
[19:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I see what's on your mind, Draggy. ;D THANKS.))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDD))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues watching quietly, reading over Gold's shoulder-
[19:21] Impy Dragon: ((do you really? that was honestly just a train of thought going through vocabulary xD))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Nope, that was Silver. Mostdef. xD))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((no. really. I swear. that was me.))
[19:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((HE'S INFECTING YOUR BRAAAINNNNS))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((I /AM/ Silver, what's there to get?))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((His muses affect me more personally than others xD))
[19:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I am nothing but the actor that stands on the stage, improvising the part of forgotten lines.))
[19:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: -puts away his book after a while and goes to get something to eat-
[19:26] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -watches him leave before removing himself from the peephole, complentating the best way to tail him- Hmm... -digs around through the storage room he's in-
[19:27] Impy Dragon: Gold: -locks the storage room outside his previous residence before moving on to the kitchen, grinning slightly-
[19:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notices this- ... Bastard! D< ....... -manages to dig up an old laptop, a Pokeball containing a Gasley, a Ken Doll, and a small video camera chip used for spywork- Hmmmm.....
[19:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh dear Gold? xD))
[19:32] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[19:33] Impy Dragon: ((and yes, my Silver is a little 'meaner' than yours))
[19:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I can tell. xD I'M SORRY I'M NOT THAT MEAAAN))
[19:33] Impy Dragon: ((you don't have to be. I just see Silver adapting to Gold's shit with some of his own.))
[19:34] Impy Dragon: ((only in his mind, his pranks are much more practical))
[19:34] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((While Gold's are much more elaborate and planned out? xD))
[19:35] Impy Dragon: ((and tend to be hellbent on embarrassment or chaos, yes))
[19:35] Impy Dragon: I feel better now.
[19:35] Impy Dragon: The muse is finally at rest
[19:36] Impy Dragon: Thanks xD
[19:38] Impy Dragon: /strips Gold of Silver clothing
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: xD You're welcome?
[19:38] Impy Dragon: (replacing with his own)
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -stares at naked Gold- .... o///o
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LATE? xD))
[19:38] Impy Dragon: Silver's currently locked in a storage shed
[19:38] Impy Dragon: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Well, the Gold muse is in action now, so may I borrow it for a bit?
[19:39] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks at the sandwich in one hand and the storage room door in front of him, shrugging and sitting down with a big grin on his face-
[19:39] Impy Dragon: ((go for it. you can watch mine if you want.))
[19:40] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okay~))
[19:43] Impy Dragon: -takes a big bite out of the sandwich and noms happily-
[19:43] Impy Dragon: Gold ^
[19:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -releases Gastly, whispers- Okay, if you help me with this, you can have what he's having plus some treats. -uses Gastly's tooth to secure the camera to the Ken doll's chest, boots up the laptop, and has the Gastly transport the camera'd doll out of the storage room, stealthily watching Gold via laptop once the Gastly gets it into a safe position where it'd be hard to spot-
[19:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Sorry, distraction.))
[19:51] Impy Dragon: Gold: -is too busy enjoying his sandwich to really care about the environment around him-
[19:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -watches laptop, grinning-
[19:52] Impy Dragon: Gold: -finishes his sandwich and looks around, suddenly aware of the surroundings- -blinkblink- So where am I?
[19:53] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -starestare-
[19:54] Impy Dragon: Gold: -scrambles to his feet and looks all around the hallway, noting several doors obviously closed- Well, uh, I can't stay here. -turns to the nearest one and twists the handle- locked?
[19:54] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Haunted Ken Doll: -shifts position to better watch Gold-
[19:55] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[19:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Or would that be a Lance Doll? xD))
[19:56] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because Cynthia is totally the Barbie of the Pokemon world.))
[19:57] Impy Dragon: Gold: -notes that the door locks from the outside and unlocks it, turning the handle- ...O.O -finds Silver dressed as him watching...HIM on a laptop?- -blushes- uh...
[19:57] Impy Dragon: ((oh, this is awkward))
[19:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -looks up, shocked and slightly flustered, before frowning and folding his arms- FINALLY, jerkface. Were you planning to keep me locked in here all day!? That was really rude of you. -/onthespotshit-
[19:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: -only registers half the words before blushing further- What the hell are you talking about? And WHAT are you doing? This is weird even for YOU.
[20:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -upsetglare- YOU were the one who locked me in here. Also... -glances at screen before quickly closing the laptop shut- I was tracking you for revenge purposes while I was in here. What's it to ya?
[20:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks at Dragon- Am I really that obvious?
[20:01] Impy Dragon: Sometimes
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: Well can't you TELL ME these things?
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Why would I? It's you.
[20:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: I'm sorry if a bad job is being done. D<
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: -crosses his arms and looks back at Silver-
[20:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -looks back- What?
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: What did I do this time? And stop saying I locked you in here. I didn't even KNOW you were in here.
[20:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: I came in here to look for my laptop, and you locked me in here. YOU stop acting the victim here! -glare-
[20:04] Impy Dragon: Gold: Ok, whatever drugs you're on, seriously. STOP. Taking them. This doesn't even sound like...you. You're...you asshole, you're acting like me again! -fumefume-
[20:06] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Me? YOU'RE the asshole! First you lock me in here, then you barge back in to tell me off for no fucking reason! -fumefume-
[20:06] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -whispers to real!Gold- It's the clothes. O:
[20:06] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks up at Banette- Y-you mean, he really is me?
[20:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -nodnod- He fully believes he is.
[20:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: ... ... ... -wicked grin-
[20:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Ooooh dear.
[20:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: No no no, I won't /hurt/ him. -blushes- I'd never do that...
[20:08] Impy Dragon: Gold: I just... can't pass up the opportunity -grins-
[20:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Judging by that look... Er, I should go take that Gastly out for his payment. -snatches the Haunted Lance doll and floats off to the kitchen-
[20:09] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -fumes, not happy being ignored- What opportunity!? The hell you planning?
[20:10] Impy Dragon: Gold: -turns back to Silver- What do you care? You're totally worthless anyways!
[20:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((If I fail to maintain Goldliness, please tell me. xD))
[20:10] Impy Dragon: ((oh no, you're fine))
[20:10] Impy Dragon: ((this is kind of fun, pressing my own buttons))
[20:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -glares and gets up- Oh, it's ON, asshole. -lunges for in attempt to tackle-
[20:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold vs. Gold, ready, FIGHT! xD))
[20:11] Impy Dragon: Gold: -gets swept up in the moment and allows the tackle just for the chance to grab Silver's arms, clenching tight and wrestling for control))
[20:11] Impy Dragon: not )), -
[20:11] Impy Dragon: ((MORTAL KOMBAAAAT))
[20:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -fights back to keep control, infuriated glare on features- Heh, if I'm worthless, why are you impersonating me, huh?
[20:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((IRONY))
[20:13] Impy Dragon: ((oho, so he still thinks Gold is Silver. this is too good.))
[20:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD You think so?))
[20:15] Impy Dragon: ((why else would he say something about Gold impersonating him, unless you're leading me into a trick. sneaky sneaky banneh))
[20:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ohohoho~ You'll just have to find out.))
[20:17] Impy Dragon: Gold: -panting and enjoying every moment of the struggle- Because obviously, it gets the right reaction out of ya! -pins Silver down, cheeks flushing furiously-
[20:20] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -pin'd, now also flushing furiously, though after a moment, grins- Oh, I see, so you want to play. -brings head up and lightly nips Gold's ear- Well, I'll play with you for a bit, faker.
[20:21] Impy Dragon: ((THAT was good))
[20:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YAY?))
[20:21] Impy Dragon: ((yes. spot on Gold.))
[20:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((SUCCESS!))
[20:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: -internal functioning goes haywire for a moment- -looks at Silver and, although somewhere in his mind he knows Silver isn't really Silver right now, the tease and the way it was spoken (in Silver's own voice) was believable enough to be the actual person- -heart races and Gold gives in immediately, kissing Silver passionately on the mouth and humming happily to himself as if (+)
[20:24] Impy Dragon: a secret fantasy had just come true-
[20:24] Impy Dragon: ((that took some explaining))
[20:25] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LOL SEKRIT FANTASY. xD))
[20:25] Impy Dragon: ((Gold DOES love his rival, and this is just too much for him right now))
[20:25] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I figured. xD))
[20:26] Impy Dragon: ((Dude. It's Silver + Gold's passion. That is like his wet dream seeing as how Silver is never so emotional.))
[20:28] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -kisses passionately back, managing to loosen one of his pinned down arms to wrap around Gold in attempt to bring him down closer to himself, a slight smirk playing on his lips as he does so-
[20:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold x SilverwhothinkshesGold. What would you call that?))
[20:29] Impy Dragon: geminishipping
[20:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((The twins? It works. C
[20:30] Impy Dragon: It can also apply to Silver x GoldwhothinkshesSilver
[20:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[20:31] Impy Dragon: ((I'm just waiting for you to be completely cruel and steal Silver's clothes xDDD))
[20:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD You just read my mind, actually.))
[20:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((How do you do it?))
[20:32] Impy Dragon: ((I just be a God and take them. We can change things at will, you know.))
[20:33] Impy Dragon: Gold: -lets his arm go willingly so he can cradle closer as well, hand wrapping around and through Silver's hair as his lips move gently down and across his neck, crooning gently as legs wrap around Silver's own- -completely in control-
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((Poor Gold))
[20:34] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Though you read my mind, I had a different idea for transition.))
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((Go ahead))
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((I think I know your idea))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Predict it?))
[20:35] Impy Dragon: ((That is, if you're a perv hivemind like myself))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Occasionally. xD))
[20:35] Impy Dragon: ((Prediction: Gold's going to have to strip him down to make it happen))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Bingo.))
[20:36] Impy Dragon: ((Oh I hate you xD))
[20:36] Impy Dragon: ((One problem with that, and you'll see it immediately))
[20:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Pinned and lack of ability to remove clothing? xD))
[20:37] Impy Dragon: ((You may have to God intervene))
[20:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Lol God intervene))
[20:37] Impy Dragon: ((Nope. Gold is so impulsive that he doesn't take the time to strip people down. He just opens the pants and goes for it.))
[20:38] Impy Dragon: ((Ask Paul. He's gotten pretty close))
[20:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Go him.))
[20:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shudders in delight at this, planting kisses all over Gold's face, movement of legs cause shorts to begin moving down towards his knees-
[20:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((SLOWLY...))
[20:39] Impy Dragon: ((Ohh, I see. Yes. Feel free to GM))
[20:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Okeydoke.))
[20:41] Impy Dragon: Gold: -a rush of adrenaline surges at the passion returned by Silver, Gold moaning slightly as he releases the other hand and reaches under Silver's shirt and jacket, rubbing his chest as he returns to kiss him on the mouth-
[20:41] Impy Dragon: ((this is hot. not gonna lie))
[20:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((So I herd it's a pedophilic moment? xDD))
[20:42] Impy Dragon: ((I'm waiting for Wraff to pop back in and be like 'hi guys, I'm done replyin-HOLY SH o.o o.o /dies'))
[20:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDDD I WILL LOL SO HARD.))
[20:42] Impy Dragon: ((me too))
[20:43] Impy Dragon: ((this isn't pedophilic. they're the same age xD))
[20:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yes, but you're also enjoying hot young mansex? xD))
[20:43] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mehh. Nothing I haven't read before.))
[20:43] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[20:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Awdarn. NOT CORRECT RESPONSE. xDDD))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((well we DID just say it.))
[20:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Good point. Oh well.))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((Let's do some more GMing))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((and if I'm a pedophile, you're a hypocrite))
[20:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD They're only a year or so younger then I.))
[20:45] Impy Dragon: ((they're also fictional and I have a boyfriend. your point?))
[20:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Nonexistant. xDD))
[20:46] Impy Dragon: ((good))
[20:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -decides he wants some control now, attempts to roll over and get on top while still mouth to mouth with Gold, only to fail to realize that the two layers of his topwear are caught on a pointed knick-knack sticking out on the floor beside them. Rolling the opposite way, the fabric becomes completely torn at the back, and will probably fall off near any moment-
[20:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Not exactly plausible, but I needed something))
[20:49] Impy Dragon: ((It works))
[20:51] Impy Dragon: Gold: -is dominated and, while he tries to fight back for a moment, he finally just lets it happen, grinning as he continues to kiss and rub slightly lower in a more than obvious migration pattern-
[20:52] Impy Dragon: ((Out of all the places Paul has walked in, this should never be one of them. Ever. Death would occur.))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (Death via Dragon's Godemode fist? xD))
[20:52] Impy Dragon: ((No. Paul would kill someone.))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh. xDD))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yeah, probably.))
[20:53] Impy Dragon: ((Or me. Either way, lots of death.))
[20:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -gets the idea and slowly moves hands lower from back, gently nudging Gold's shorts down in a not-so-subtle manner-
[20:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Wait for ittttttt...))
[20:59] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((-snort- Lots of death is right. >D))
[21:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Is Wraff going to release the Paul?
If so, can I get Silver's pants off so he can become normal again first? C: ))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((I concur))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((I don't think Paul could handle 2 Golds))
[21:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I might. I dunno. I'm feeling TOO MURDEROUS FOR CRACK. Dragon, you're too good at getting me into muse mode. ))
[21:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((NOBODY can handle two Golds. Not even Gold. xD))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((Geminishipping is BA))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((Thanks xD))
[21:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((lolz, that's a fitting name for it. xD))
[21:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh, and Wraff, your Mafiapost amused me. 8D))
[21:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Thanks. :3 The excessive use of 'fuck' probably attributed to that, eh?))
[21:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YES INDEED. xDD))
[21:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((IT's a fun word. I even managed to use 'bitch' in it, which is always a plus.))
[21:04] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff. That mafiapost was grand. INCREDIBLY grand.))
[21:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((<3 Thanks.))
[21:04] Impy Dragon: ((The anger. whoa mah god))
[21:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((and manhandling! xD))
[21:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Everyone loves anger and manhandling. <3))
[21:05] Impy Dragon: ((either way, we still need to get Silver's pant's off. how funny is it that THAT is srs bsns?))
[21:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yes. REMOVING SILVER'S PANTS IS A VITAL AND SRS PROCESS))
[21:05] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Shouldn't be that hard, really. SRS BIZ, but not hard.))
[21:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((IT MUST NOT BE FAILED. -shot-))
[21:06] Impy Dragon: ((Gold agrees -shotshot-))
[21:06] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((BANNY SILVER MAFIA POST PLZ.))
[21:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OKAY I'LL TRY))
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((YOU WILL NOT TRY YOU WILL FUCKING GET IT DONE.
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ))
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((And by that I mean ILY.))
[21:07] Impy Dragon: ((the anger...it makes me want to hold you close))
[21:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Careful with taht. I can't promise I won't bite.))
[21:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((FFFF SETTLE DOWN. Unless you want a slightly more failpost than usual. D: ))
[21:08] Impy Dragon: (( ;D -shot-))
[21:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Unless you like it like that, Draggy? Then I'll make sure I do. >D))
[21:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((AND NO. WON'T BE FAIL. (GOD) GOLD DECREES IT IF I MAY BORROW HIM FOR A BIT.))
[21:10] Impy Dragon: ((yes. go ahead and borrow him. I already shared with Banneh.))
[21:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Don't worry, you won't be sharing for much longer.))
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OUCH. FUCK. Laptop burned my thighs. D
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: SMILEY
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: I KEEL YOU NAO.
[21:11] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: DO I SOUND FUCKING HAPPY ENOUGH FOR A SMILEY SUCH AS YOU?
[21:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D8 KILL EET))
[21:11] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: **(( ))
[21:14] Impy Dragon: ((hypar beeeam?))
[21:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Question Wraffie, did Paul ditch Lukie when he went after Dae, or..?))
[21:15] Impy Dragon: ((Lukie is in tow WITH Dae))
[21:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yep.))
[21:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yep to Draggy, that is.))
[21:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ooh yeah. xD
I suppose I'll have Silver go in and cover Paul then.))
[21:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Like, not actually cover him, but you get the idea.))
[21:17] Impy Dragon: ((-gets an idea for a Gio post-))
[21:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OOO: ))
[21:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Why not actually cover hi-- -shot-))
[21:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((AND OH. Is it gonna be gore-geous? HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH PUNS, BITCH. WHUT NOW.))
[21:17] Impy Dragon: ((I agree comple-shotshot-))
[21:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because there's numerous people present and it'd turn into an orgy? xD ))
[21:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Then Silver would feel neglected and start firing at random. -/no-))
[21:18] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((That sounds like fun, Ban. ;D))
[21:18] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Ohh, Paul would make sure Silver didn't feel neglected.))
[21:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I think the crack died.))
[21:21] Impy Dragon: ((It's your turn -shrug-))
[21:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I already posted. o.o -points up-))
[21:22] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Whoops. Sorry. I didn't mean to kill it with my MURDEROUS MIND. >) ))
[21:22] Impy Dragon: ((and then afterwards, you put wait for it. I've been waiting.))
[21:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -gets the idea and slowly moves hands lower from back, gently nudging Gold's shorts down in a not-so-subtle manner-
[21:22] Impy Dragon: ((you didn't mean that literally? HAHAHAHAHAHA))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( LOL MENTALMURDER?))
[21:23] Impy Dragon: ((my bad))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((No worries. C
[21:23] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yessss. Powerful murderous urges are powerfulllll. :3 They kill'd that smiley up there too. HAHHA.))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[21:23] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((-dies-))
[21:24] Impy Dragon: ]:
[21:24] Impy Dragon: ((-revives banneh-))
[21:24] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: I'LL KILL IT AGAIN WITH MY BRAIN
[21:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((-revive'd- Othx ))
[21:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: -immediately descends the rest of the way, not even noticing that the fabric around his hands is loose-
[21:25] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Not Banny. I mean the smiley. In case that wasn't clear. I don't want Banny dead, obviously. D: -snuggles-))
[21:25] Impy Dragon: ((GM moment))
[21:27] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -lightly kicks the shorts off his feet, completing the process... before snapping out of it- ....?
[21:28] Impy Dragon: Gold: -pets the skitty- -COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS-
[21:28] Impy Dragon: ((rofl))
[21:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -glances up to see he's on top of Gold in only his boxers, with Gold... er, petting the skitty- WHAT THE FUCK?! -shoves away and scrambles back closer to the wall, panting and pressed against it-
[21:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oooh. Snap. xD))
[21:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -clearly panicked, still somewhat delusional from the afteraffect of the clothes- Someone needs to explain to me WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. GOING. ON. /NOW/.
[21:31] Impy Dragon: Gold: -emotions immediately shattered in the scream, scrambling back from whatever had just caused the terror- -looks over longingly at Silver before noting the change in his expression- -blinkblink- -looks at Banette with the 'you don't mean' look-
[21:31] Impy Dragon: Gold: -winces-
[21:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -slow nod- Time's up.
[21:32] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...fuck.
[21:32] Impy Dragon: Gold: -curls his knees close and hides his head in his arms-
[21:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shaky point to Dragon- YOU! EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! He was taking advantage of me, wasn't he?! Damn rapist!
[21:33] Impy Dragon: Dragon: You actually instigated it. No lie.
[21:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....
[21:34] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Apparently playing dress up is hazardous to your 'health' -snickers-
[21:35] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You're one to talk about being a rapist, Silver. -nods wisely-
[21:35] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Oh, do tell?
[21:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ...... Wrath, NO.
[21:35] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -plugs Gold's ears-
[21:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -turns a shade of red worthy of being a new crayon-
[21:36] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh, well, there was this delightful incident one time with him and a certain grapehead, I'm pretty sure. -evil grin-
[21:37] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -no verbal description can express the amount of malicious joy on this face-
[21:37] Impy Dragon: -suffice to say that it is incredibly fangy and terrifying to small children-
[21:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: And I /will/ make sure Gold finds out VIA THIS CERTAIN GRAPEHEAD. >D
[21:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -mentallydied-
[21:38] Impy Dragon: Dragon: And Silver, you started that, too? Oh ho ho ho ho....you naughty perverted little bitch.
[21:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Ah, it's always good times when grapeheads and cherries have Pokemon battles via C-Box~
[21:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... I was confused that night. -pulls hat that still remained with the outfit lower to cover his face-
[21:39] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Started it? Heh. Paul was completely out of his mind with Confuse ray and Silver totally took advantage of it.
[21:40] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Funny, that's what happened here...OOPS. Did I say too much? /feigns innocence
[21:40] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Nawww. He's lying. He pretended to be confused
[21:40] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: And Ban, if I remember right it was a battle with a Metapenis using harden. ;D But I'm sure there was fruitiness involved.
[21:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: xD I wonder who won, the Metapenis or the Cockuna?
[21:41] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Well well, like Silver like Gold. -cackles-
[21:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... Fuck off, I will NEVER be like him. It was merely a social experiment.
[21:41] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: We may never know. Unless they have a rematch?
[21:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Mm. Someday. xD
[21:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Social experiment? OHH. I get it, you're a trade master, right? You were trading rape to get Paul's cherry?
[21:42] Impy Dragon: Gold: -leans up and looks at all the mouths moving, biting his lip and every once in a while trying to recreate the sentences-
[21:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ...
[21:43] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...what about a cherry?
[21:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Er, they're good in salads.
[21:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: FRUIT Salads. ;D -shot=
[21:44] Impy Dragon: Gold: -can't hear anything-
[21:44] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -snorts- Silver, you'd know, correct?
[21:44] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Hehehe, I'm so tempted to pull out these earplugs.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You should. :3
[21:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -death glares at Dragon- Do it, and you're not going to live to see tomorrow.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Gold should know more about his beloved rival after all
[21:45] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -immediately charges hypar beam-
[21:45] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Don't make me DESTROY you little man.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -prepares Confuse Ray- Let's see how you like it, Silvey.
[21:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -smirk- Go ahead. Distroy me, destroy part of yourself.
[21:46] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Wraff Wraff, not so fast. He's already been under a confuse ray of sorts today...
[21:46] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -unplugs Gold's ears-
[21:47] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wide-eyed at the 3 Gods-
[21:47] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -sighhh- Okay. Later then. Kekekeeke~
[21:47] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Goooldielocks, I think there's something you should knooow~
[21:48] Impy Dragon: Gold: hmm? -tilts head towards Banette-
[21:48] Impy Dragon: and I'm not a girl -crosses arms-
[21:48] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -looks between Silver, Wrath, and Dragon- Either you tell him yourself, Silver, or I'll tell hi--
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -has escaped?-
[21:49] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh. Okay. Guess we gotta tell him, then. >D
[21:49] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Let's add in all the juicy details.
[21:49] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Not so fast.
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Gold, as much as I enjoy saying this... Your Rival--
[21:49] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -teleports-
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -blink- What?
[21:50] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -returns with Silver in tow-
[21:50] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -looks at him and grins- You're a part of me, remember? I know all your hiding places.
[21:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Aw, but I was going to make him drop down from the ceeling.))
[21:51] Impy Dragon: ((sorreh. had to get him back from that statement.))
[21:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -huffs- What do you want from me?
[21:52] Impy Dragon: Gold: And why were you talking about cherries?
[21:52] Impy Dragon: ((roflroflrofl))
[21:54] Impy Dragon: ((is he asking me or in general?))
[21:54] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Cherries are delicious. Silver collects them.
[21:56] Impy Dragon: Gold: Really? -rubs at his wrists and looks at Silver-
[21:56] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: I like cherries too. 8D .-blink-... OHRIGHT.
[21:56] Impy Dragon: If I knew, I would have made cherry pudding instead -nods thoughtfully-
[21:56] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh, it's not too late, Gold. :3 -snort- Pudding.
[21:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shuffles feet and stares at the ground- Er... Yes..... -looks up- Wait, what?... I didn't know there was such thing as Cherry Pudding.
[21:57] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: It's almost better than strawberry banana pudding.
[21:57] Impy Dragon: Gold: Well, not in the boxes there isn't. But you can make pudding with natural fruits, too.
[21:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shakes his head in the negatory- nuh uh. Strawberry Banana is the BEST.
[21:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -desperate to change the subject, feigns surprise- You can? I didn't know that...
[21:58] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -growls-
[21:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -facepalm-
[21:58] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You tell him, Silver. or we will. -srs biz face-
[21:59] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -calmplz-............... That I like cherries? I think that was established.
[21:59] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Don'tchu play stupid, fool. =/ We ain't playin'.
[22:00] Impy Dragon: ((hehehe, I could see Paul coming in at this point))
[22:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: frowns, folding arms- What the hell are you talking about? I openly admit I like cherries and pudding- what more do you want?
[22:00] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Should he? :3))
[22:00] Impy Dragon: ((that would be epic))
[22:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yesplz. xD TURMOIL GO))
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: I- I don't understand any of this at all.
[22:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shakes head- Neither do I.
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: Someone explain NOW -fumefume-
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -rubs Gold's shoulders-
[22:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OKIES~ HERE WE GO~))
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wide eyed before sighing, looking up with a blush-
[22:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Well, I'll be brief. Silver likes to stick his Metapenis in places he really shouldn't~
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -walks in cautiously- So, I see there's no pudding. or making out. That's new.
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: WHATTHEFUCK?! METAP-- NO.
[22:02] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Silver's pants are missing -points-
[22:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notices Paul, OSHI-- look-
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: We don't talk about that!
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -puts Banzooka to Paul's head- Now we do. TALK GRAPE>
[22:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -stares at pantless Silver- Spoke too soon.
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Before I bust you.
[22:03] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Gold, listen carefully, alright?
[22:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: THE FUCK?! What the fuck am I supposed to say?
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shuffles to the corner of the room-
[22:03] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks over from Silver to Paul to everyone, tensing up-
[22:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: You tell him -points to Gold- What happened that one night where Silver and you had a "Pokemon Battle."
[22:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: .....................................................................................No. Please no. -uncharacteristically horrified-
[22:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -pokes Paul's head with barrel of Banzooka- It'd be in your best interest. Plus, it'd be good to get off your chest.
[22:06] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: Fuck you. You're all fucking dead. -.- Well, i got confused by that bitch over there -points to Wrath- .........and Silver............and me got into a 'pokemon battle'.........................metapenisvs.cockuna......AND THE BASTARD RAPED ME, OKAY?! FUCK!
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: -broken-
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -pokes-
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Dragon: I think you killed him.
[22:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: .....................................-.-
[22:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: WEll fuck, if he didn't even know that about his beloved fucking rival....
[22:08] Impy Dragon: Dragon: No-no wait. I think he's still here.
[22:09] Impy Dragon: Gold: -genuine /tears/ flowing down his face-
[22:09] Impy Dragon: ((DUN DUN DUN))
[22:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -eyes widen- Wh-what...!? Gold! Why're you...?! o.o;;;;
[22:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OOH THIS IS DELICIOUS.))
[22:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((WHAT ARE SOME WORDS THAT START WITH 'M'?))
[22:10] Impy Dragon: ((magic, money, mood, molar, monkey))
[22:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Thanks. <3 ))
[22:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shaking to the point of being his own earthquake, on the point of hyperventilation-
[22:12] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -steadies him and looks up, alarmed-
[22:13] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -has absolutely no idea what to do in this situation, but slowly and hesitantly approaches- -gently hugs Gold when he is close enough, looking utterly bewildered-
[22:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -doesn't recognize the fact that ANYONE is touching him right now- -continues to whisper the word 'no' over and over-
[22:15] Impy Dragon: Dragon: I probably wouldn't stay near him too long. I'll be here to hold him back.
[22:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -busy chasing Banette with a bucket of white paint stuck on her head through the hall carrying a harpoon- There she goes!... I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND USE YOU AS A TROPHY FOR ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH! -bright red, seriously pissed off-
[22:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: GAAAH! GUYS, HELP! ;3;
[22:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Holy crap. 0o I think Gold's more traumatized than Paul.
[22:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -lunges at Silver- CHILL CHILD.
[22:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: FUCK YOU! -throws harpoon at Wrath before randomly producing another one via godemode and keeping chase-
[22:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: DON'T YOU FUCKING USE THAT KINDA FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND ME, EMOKID! -dodges harpoon and chases Silver-
[22:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -pulls away from Gold but stays next to him, watching Silver with a blank expression but glancing at Gold every once in a while-
[22:17] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -wants to give chase but obligated to stay with Gold-
[22:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues chasing Banette while being chased by Wrath-
[22:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: AAAHG!... Wait, the hell am I fleeing? -disappears under the floorboards with a smug grin and wave-
[22:20] Impy Dragon: Gold: (most recent event + Silver's reaction to this event + new information + old information gleaned about both parties through time and experience = denial + anger + jealousy + betrayal = a broken heart = a broken mind = one big fucking ball of hate)
[22:20] Impy Dragon: Crack!Gold: ...
[22:20] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ohshi-- xDD))
[22:21] Impy Dragon: ((did everyone get that mindset? it's hella complicated))
[22:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -glances at Gold nervously and follows Banny's example- SEE YA, PAUL. HAVE FUN.
[22:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((YESS. I GET IT. xDDDD))
[22:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold is going to screw Paul and Silver over. I UNDERSTAND~))
[22:22] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -nearly crushes Gold's arms together to hold back such a current of loathing-
[22:22] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Or just screw them. 'S all good. :3))
[22:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Either way, something is going to happen.))
[22:23] Impy Dragon: ((I'm not going to let it happen, hence my staying. pussies))
[22:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Hey, don't hate the players, hate the game. xD))
[22:23] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Tcha. I just wanna let the fun happen. You're being a buzzkill. :3))
[22:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: .../Silver/...
[22:24] Impy Dragon: ((take this pretty much as possession))
[22:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -busy snarling over losing his prey, before turning- ......... Shit.
[22:25] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -sees Gold's suddenly murderous expression and backs away very slowly, grateful Silver is being targetted first-
[22:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: You wretched excuse for a human being. GET OVER HERE. -struggles-
[22:25] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -holds back-
[22:26] Impy Dragon: ((I actually have to be in Gio mode to play this. It's scary))
[22:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -pokes head up through floor- Dragonnn, let him gooooo. >D
[22:27] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -prays and lets go-
Gold: -off like a bat out of hell-
[22:28] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEE~))
[22:29] Impy Dragon: Gold: -tackles Silver to the ground and immediately forces himself upon a pressure point, rendering his lower body numb and useless-
[22:29] Impy Dragon: ((I'm going to GM a bit, so just let me know if it becomes too much))
[22:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Aw, you're going faster then I can react.))
[22:30] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -watches this unfold with an unnerved but rather impressed expression-
[22:30] Impy Dragon: ((I'll wait. Sorry))
[22:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -mentally too panicked to try and strike back, places his hands over his chest in hopes of protecting his vital organs from the barrage, closing his eyes tightly enough that a few tears come out- I-I'm s-sorry... (that I got involved with these fucking jerks)
[22:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold is demonic, and I don't know what to do with Silver with all this emotional turmoil, so..))
[22:32] Impy Dragon: ((Nonono, it's cool. Silver is going to get the verbal end of it.))
[22:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okeydoke.))
[22:35] Impy Dragon: Gold: You're sorry. You're /sorry/. You fucking waste of life! -picks Silver up by the collar and spits in his face- You love the attention, so enjoy it now while it LASTS, damnit. Enjoy every fucking /second/ of it. You and your words. /I/ have a few to say right now. And so help me if you don't do /exactly/ what I tell you to do.
[22:35] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -snarls in corner, his temper rising as the memories of getting 'violated' by Silver resurface- HEY, GOLD! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO PISSED OFF?! I'm the one who got fucking raped! -tenses, hardly caring or perhaps no longer realizing that Gold is practically demonic with hatred-
[22:36] Impy Dragon: ((woof.))
[22:37] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Gio!Gold is so intense. <3 I'm loving him so much.))
[22:37] Impy Dragon: ((I'm actually just running with this. We'll see where it goes. I'll get to Paul soon enough.))
[22:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I-It's so intense! I can't think of how to reply. xD))
[22:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((MARCEL STRIKES BACK. -kicks OC-))
[22:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mhm~ Can't wait for that.))
[22:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -has no feeling left in his lower half, though is fully against going against his hate- .... I don't know why the hell you're so pissy! You practically rape anything that breathes! FUCK YOU BITCH! -highspeed instinctivepunch-
[22:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I'm guessing he doesn't want to come off as the weakling here entirely. HE'LL GO DOWN FIGHTING.))
[22:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((HEY DRAGON~~~ About the FWW plooooooot...do you have any ideas for what TR will do or anything?))
[22:42] Impy Dragon: ((gary asked me that. i'm plotting))
[22:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Oh true. Since you're kinda in Gio mode now's a good time to plot. ;D))
[22:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Plotting~ Such a dastardly word~))
[22:43] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mmmm. I love it.))
[22:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gaaah, anticipation is killing me. xD My stomach feels so weighted right now.))
[22:45] Impy Dragon: Gold: -catches the punch in a moment of adrenaline and crushes Silver's fist within his own, almost to the point of cracking bones and holds it there- Wrong move. You lose. Now be a good little BITCH and answer my questions. Why. did. you DO it. and HOW. did it MAKE. you. FEEL? The truth or your hand. NOW. -clenches tighter-
[22:46] Impy Dragon: ((I'm on top of the world right now))
[22:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((... xD I can't remember the original reason. Wut.))
[22:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((GIOLD KILLED MY BRAIN.))
[22:50] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((There wasn't one. xDDD IT WAS CRACK. MAKE IT UP, WOMAN. xDDD))
[22:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I doubt "for the lulz" would be good enough here, so...))
[22:52] Impy Dragon: ((no xDDDDDD))
[22:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -face tightens in pain- Fucking.. bastard... -glare- Fine. I don't fucking care. You're going to slaughter me regardless of my answer. It was purely spur of the moment, and quite honestly, I rather enjoyed the dominance. Bastard wouldn't quit pushing my buttons, I gave him what he asked for. Now if you'll excuse me... I'm taking the coward's way out. -uses his free hand to activate the pressure points swiftly on his throat, causing him to faint immediately, his body becoming a complete dead weight-
[22:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I had nothing, and I didn't want to pressure point Gold because I want Paul's "talk".))
[22:58] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OH BABY. >D Here we go.))
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: O.O
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: O.O
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...
[22:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((NEUTRALIZED?))
[22:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: .
[22:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: -turns around with a murderous glare, dropping the limp Silver-
[22:59] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Spoke too soon.))
[23:00] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shaking- -tears running-
[23:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((ROUND TWO?))
[23:00] Impy Dragon: Gold: -immediate hardening and narrowing directly on Paul- Same question. How did it MAKE you FEEL. -stalks towards-
[23:00] Impy Dragon: ((end end end))
[23:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((LULZ. I was gonna say STOP POSTING I'M REPLYING. xD))
[23:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD She's in the zooooone.))
[23:01] Impy Dragon: ((Gold has moments of clarity within all this as explanations are given and new information enters the hate ball))
[23:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -watches this unfold with a furious expression, his arms crossed- -sees Gold's attention turn to him, and a flicker of fear colours his expression as he begins to stalk toward him- -doesn't move, boldly glaring back at Gold- And why the fuck should I tell you?
[23:02] Impy Dragon: ((I decided to show that so you know when something gets through))
[23:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ..... (lolfaint'd)
[23:03] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wicked grin- Because then you can say you were stronger than he ever was. -points without even turning towards Silver's body-
[23:04] Impy Dragon: ((that statement has more than one meaning. figure it out.))
[23:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....... -quiet, barely visible smirk-
[23:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Wait whut. 0o -flails-))
[23:04] Impy Dragon: ((OMG. OMFG. AWESOME.))
[23:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -keeps his breath slowed however, still appears fainted-
[23:05] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((MULTIPLE MEANINGS? FUCK.))
[23:05] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff))
[23:06] Impy Dragon: ((not only is Gold speaking about Paul being stronger in general, he is directly inferring about the rape and how this is a chance for him to be 'stronger' than he was then. It's a matter of pride and a fucking good reason for Paul to answer))
[23:06] Impy Dragon: ((let's pretend he was smart enough to get that))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((He's angry angry Giold. Of course he gets it. xDD))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh, you mean Paul?))
[23:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OHH WAIT. So like, if he tells Gold straight up without taking the 'coward's way out' he's proving he's stronger? SHUT UP I'M SLOW OKAY.))
[23:07] Impy Dragon: ((Exactly, Wraff))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((But plot twist, Silver faked his fainting. xD))
[23:07] Impy Dragon: ((And Banneh, I can't tell you how proud I am of you right now.))
[23:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((The plot twist I got. ;D ))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((F-Fersrs?~ 8D))
[23:08] Impy Dragon: ((Yes. But he still can't move xD))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( xD He'll recover when it matters most.))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Or at least find a way to move.))
[23:09] Impy Dragon: ((The visual scene of Silver trying to do a retarded drag-self away with his arms is actually really funny))
[23:09] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDDD It is. Though I was planning on him calling upon Sneasel as his legs. I haven't finalized tho.))
[23:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -tenses, prepared to be attacked like Silver- -eyes narrow in suspicion when Gold only speaks- I...-shuts eyes tightly- I don't remember much of it. But, what I do remember of it...I remember I enjoyed it. FUCK. Okay, I enjoyed it a lot.
[23:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OKAY FUCK SHOOT ME OKAY.))
[23:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD NEVEERRR. Go Paul.))
[23:13] Impy Dragon: Gold: (new information + old information + ... ... ... ... why...him?)
(confusion + jealous + emotional breaking = giant ball of fucked up emotion)
(... ... ... ...am I...not worth it?)
(... ...
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ... ...)
[23:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -drops to the floor, looking very weak and tired and confused and...tears flowing again-
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ((done))
[23:14] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OOOO: I feel like an epic novel is unfolding before my eyes somehow.))
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ((finding out the REAL TRUTH is srs bsns))
[23:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Only in script form.))
[23:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((-agrees with both-))
[23:15] Impy Dragon: ((you can touch him again wiithout fear))
[23:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver's corpse: -rises- .......
[23:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -slowly opens eyes, ashamed about admitting the truth about the 'rape' incident- -glares down at Gold, hating him for forcing the truth out of him- -suddenly shoots around to see Silver moving- Wh-What the fuck?!
[23:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: I'm an excellent actor, aren't I?... Paul, I'm sorry. That... was a fucking stupid, (yet enjoyable) mistake on my part. -folds arms-
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Emotional moment = Genuine Silver?))
[23:18] Impy Dragon: Gold: -sees Silver get up and immediately turns his head away, eyes closed-
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Gold... I'm also sorry, once again.
[23:18] Impy Dragon: ((oh, you've got a problem here. He's not ready to accept that))
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: You're worth more to me than anything as a rival. It would hurt to lose you.
[23:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Duh. But Silver doesn't know that.))
[23:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I'm just going with the flooow))
[23:19] Impy Dragon: Gold: -won't look at Silver-
[23:19] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -glares at Silver- .......You heard that, then? -face contorts with hatred- Fuck you, Silver. I fucking hate you. -glares to teh side, refusing to look at Silver or Gold-
[23:19] Impy Dragon: ((he never had issues with Paul actually, Wraff. Silver did the damage...literally))
[23:20] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Paul has issues now, though. He admitted the truth and now that he's out of denial...~))
[23:21] Impy Dragon: ((YAY DRAMA LLAMA))
[23:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... I deserve that much. Sneasel!
Sneasel: -at his side in an instant-
Silver: My being is worthless here. Be my legs. I'm leaving.
Sneasel: -nods and scoops Silver up carefully, before scurrying out-
[23:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LACK OF ABILITY TO PLAY CAUSES FAIL))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((actually, I was replying to that))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((crap))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( x last post?))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((yes please))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okay, last post x'd.))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Just leave the "I deserved that much" line.))
[23:24] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I HAFTA GOOOO SOOOON DAMMIT.))
[23:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OHNOES </3))
[23:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...why did you wait until now to start the lies?
-turns around with a furious, absolutely crushed look in his eyes-
Everything you've ever said...I thought those were the real lies. I thought- and when you- -he hugs himself a little bit-
I should have left you alone...a long time ago.
[23:25] Impy Dragon: ((ULTIMATE GUILT TRIP FTW. EAT IT, BITCH!))
[23:25] Impy Dragon: ((AND OH NOES!))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Whatevs. Paul isn't doing much here anyway, but I'll miss the drama. DDD: IF I HAFTA GO SOMEONE SAVE IT FOR ME. It's like a kickass novel and I ain't missing out. >D))
[23:26] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff, we can do Paul's denial issues another day?))
[23:26] Impy Dragon: ((I'll save this convo. pinkie swear. -nodnod-))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mm. I wouldn't really know how to play it out anyway. 8D;; ))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I'll hold you to that. <3))
[23:27] Impy Dragon: ((I find this so ironic that Silver was being genuine and Gold can't believe him at all))
[23:28] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Emo! Silver: ........... -looks away- Hm. I suppose I am, as you said, " a fucking waste of life"? Strong... Weak... I don't fucking care right now. I've become my own loathed creation.... -pensive-
.....................................
[23:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( Yay sheer irony!~ And Silver's apparently joined the breakdown group.))
[23:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because I've got nothing. xDD))
[23:30] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((So I'm pulling Paul out of this, btw. THE BASTARD IS GETTING IN THE WAY. :3))
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((O RLY? xD))
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LIES. He's awesome, IL him. D
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[23:30] Impy Dragon: Gold: -hugs himself and starts crying openly- I...was n-never...worth anything -words half-whispered and lost inside the sobs-
[23:31] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -cries from her hiding place because she can't intervene-
[23:31] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((D'aw, thanks. <3 But since I hafta go soon I don't wanna keep him going and then hafta yank him out. This way he can stealthily flee. DENIAL ISSUES SHALL BE ADDRESSED AT A FUTURE TIME.))
[23:31] Impy Dragon: ((indeed))
[23:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -cries from under the floorboards because she's mentally way too into this right now-))
[23:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okaaay, I wanna see the results of afterwhich. O: ))
[23:32] Impy Dragon: ((dude. this is epic. I feel SO bad for all of them))
[23:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((THE MOST EPIC CRACKPLAY IN THE HISTORY OF MAN?))
[23:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((and WOMAN and CHILD?))
[23:33] Impy Dragon: ((and UNBORN BABIES TO COME?))
[23:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YES YES YES))
[23:34] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((IT TRULY IS THE ULTIMATE IN DRAMA!CRACK.))
[23:36] Impy Dragon: ((we need a happy ending. GO BANNEH GO))
[23:36] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notes that he still can't move his legs, gazes out a nearby window- .... Talk is all I'm good for. Worst comes to worst, I try to escape it... I'm the worthless one here. Gold... never fucking think that again.
[23:36] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I TRIES, I FAILS.))
[23:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((As in, for Gold to never think he's worthless is how it's implied?))
[23:37] Impy Dragon: ((I got that and I'm seriously starting to tear up. this is awesome))
[23:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh wow. xD))
[23:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I got that. And if /I/ did, it's obvious.))
[23:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Sorry, I just thought it sounded odd.))
[23:39] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shudders through the sobs and finds his voice again somehow- BUT YOU WERE NEVER WORTHLESS TO ME! -fists clench before he hangs his head again, staring into his own lap- Why wasn't...I good enough?
[23:40] Impy Dragon: ((it's all starting to piece together, right? right?))
[23:40] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Hooyes. xD))
[23:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -reddens at this, stares back at Gold in shock- ..... It's not that you weren't good enough.... It's merely that I was, and still am, an asshole. Didn't you establish that earlier?...
Don't doubt yourself. You're too important to be "not good enough".
[23:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: If you wish me to take my leave, I understand entirely if a moment alone is needed.
-tobecontinued-
Silver thinks he's Gold, Gold thinks he's Silver for a bit, and this is rated T for raunchy content and extreme drama. ENJOY~
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[19:08] Impy Dragon: Gold: It's already been determined that the fairy tales were all just an elaborate prank on your part. The only thing that would make me feel better at this point were if you were to leave me alone.
[19:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Fine then, crankyass. I'm going. -hairflips, turns, and struts off, though actually sneaks into the room beside it and peeks in through a small hole at Gold-
[19:11] Impy Dragon: Gold: -watches as Silver leaves the room thoughtfully before turning back to his book- -looks up a moment later because he feels like he's being watched-
[19:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues watching quietly, though ready to slip away from the hole should anything be suspected-
[19:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...
[19:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....
[19:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks up again- I can hear you breathing.
[19:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ........
[19:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -thinks for a moment before a slight smirk crosses his face- If you're a worthless moron who has nothing better to do than stalk me like a pedophile, then don't say anything.
[19:14] Impy Dragon: ((HAHAHAHAHAHA))
[19:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: If you're a whiny emo who talks to someone through the wall simply because you think they're watching you to comfort your depressing self, stay in your corner.
[19:17] Impy Dragon: Gold: And once again, you prove that I am better than you. -goes back to reading-
[19:17] Impy Dragon: ((you can see this happening, right?))
[19:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD If this wasn't crack and Gold was Silver, yes.))
[19:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Gold: You wish, emo kid. -steps as if he's walking away before slipping his sweater over his nose to mask the sound of his breathing to continue watching-
[19:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Like, walking in place. xD))
[19:19] Impy Dragon: ((I got that xDDDDD))
[19:20] Impy Dragon: Gold: -frown actually laxens to one of indifference, reading pleasantly-
[19:20] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((WHAT ARE SOME RANDOM WORDS THAT START WITH THE LETTER D?))
[19:20] Impy Dragon: ((dominance, dormitory, dancer, dragon, diabolical, dessert))
[19:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I see what's on your mind, Draggy. ;D THANKS.))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDD))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues watching quietly, reading over Gold's shoulder-
[19:21] Impy Dragon: ((do you really? that was honestly just a train of thought going through vocabulary xD))
[19:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Nope, that was Silver. Mostdef. xD))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((no. really. I swear. that was me.))
[19:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((HE'S INFECTING YOUR BRAAAINNNNS))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((I /AM/ Silver, what's there to get?))
[19:22] Impy Dragon: ((His muses affect me more personally than others xD))
[19:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I am nothing but the actor that stands on the stage, improvising the part of forgotten lines.))
[19:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: -puts away his book after a while and goes to get something to eat-
[19:26] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -watches him leave before removing himself from the peephole, complentating the best way to tail him- Hmm... -digs around through the storage room he's in-
[19:27] Impy Dragon: Gold: -locks the storage room outside his previous residence before moving on to the kitchen, grinning slightly-
[19:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notices this- ... Bastard! D< ....... -manages to dig up an old laptop, a Pokeball containing a Gasley, a Ken Doll, and a small video camera chip used for spywork- Hmmmm.....
[19:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh dear Gold? xD))
[19:32] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[19:33] Impy Dragon: ((and yes, my Silver is a little 'meaner' than yours))
[19:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I can tell. xD I'M SORRY I'M NOT THAT MEAAAN))
[19:33] Impy Dragon: ((you don't have to be. I just see Silver adapting to Gold's shit with some of his own.))
[19:34] Impy Dragon: ((only in his mind, his pranks are much more practical))
[19:34] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((While Gold's are much more elaborate and planned out? xD))
[19:35] Impy Dragon: ((and tend to be hellbent on embarrassment or chaos, yes))
[19:35] Impy Dragon: I feel better now.
[19:35] Impy Dragon: The muse is finally at rest
[19:36] Impy Dragon: Thanks xD
[19:38] Impy Dragon: /strips Gold of Silver clothing
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: xD You're welcome?
[19:38] Impy Dragon: (replacing with his own)
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -stares at naked Gold- .... o///o
[19:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LATE? xD))
[19:38] Impy Dragon: Silver's currently locked in a storage shed
[19:38] Impy Dragon: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Well, the Gold muse is in action now, so may I borrow it for a bit?
[19:39] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks at the sandwich in one hand and the storage room door in front of him, shrugging and sitting down with a big grin on his face-
[19:39] Impy Dragon: ((go for it. you can watch mine if you want.))
[19:40] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okay~))
[19:43] Impy Dragon: -takes a big bite out of the sandwich and noms happily-
[19:43] Impy Dragon: Gold ^
[19:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -releases Gastly, whispers- Okay, if you help me with this, you can have what he's having plus some treats. -uses Gastly's tooth to secure the camera to the Ken doll's chest, boots up the laptop, and has the Gastly transport the camera'd doll out of the storage room, stealthily watching Gold via laptop once the Gastly gets it into a safe position where it'd be hard to spot-
[19:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Sorry, distraction.))
[19:51] Impy Dragon: Gold: -is too busy enjoying his sandwich to really care about the environment around him-
[19:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -watches laptop, grinning-
[19:52] Impy Dragon: Gold: -finishes his sandwich and looks around, suddenly aware of the surroundings- -blinkblink- So where am I?
[19:53] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -starestare-
[19:54] Impy Dragon: Gold: -scrambles to his feet and looks all around the hallway, noting several doors obviously closed- Well, uh, I can't stay here. -turns to the nearest one and twists the handle- locked?
[19:54] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Haunted Ken Doll: -shifts position to better watch Gold-
[19:55] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[19:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Or would that be a Lance Doll? xD))
[19:56] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because Cynthia is totally the Barbie of the Pokemon world.))
[19:57] Impy Dragon: Gold: -notes that the door locks from the outside and unlocks it, turning the handle- ...O.O -finds Silver dressed as him watching...HIM on a laptop?- -blushes- uh...
[19:57] Impy Dragon: ((oh, this is awkward))
[19:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -looks up, shocked and slightly flustered, before frowning and folding his arms- FINALLY, jerkface. Were you planning to keep me locked in here all day!? That was really rude of you. -/onthespotshit-
[19:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: -only registers half the words before blushing further- What the hell are you talking about? And WHAT are you doing? This is weird even for YOU.
[20:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -upsetglare- YOU were the one who locked me in here. Also... -glances at screen before quickly closing the laptop shut- I was tracking you for revenge purposes while I was in here. What's it to ya?
[20:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks at Dragon- Am I really that obvious?
[20:01] Impy Dragon: Sometimes
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: Well can't you TELL ME these things?
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Why would I? It's you.
[20:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: I'm sorry if a bad job is being done. D<
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: -crosses his arms and looks back at Silver-
[20:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -looks back- What?
[20:02] Impy Dragon: Gold: What did I do this time? And stop saying I locked you in here. I didn't even KNOW you were in here.
[20:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: I came in here to look for my laptop, and you locked me in here. YOU stop acting the victim here! -glare-
[20:04] Impy Dragon: Gold: Ok, whatever drugs you're on, seriously. STOP. Taking them. This doesn't even sound like...you. You're...you asshole, you're acting like me again! -fumefume-
[20:06] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Me? YOU'RE the asshole! First you lock me in here, then you barge back in to tell me off for no fucking reason! -fumefume-
[20:06] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -whispers to real!Gold- It's the clothes. O:
[20:06] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks up at Banette- Y-you mean, he really is me?
[20:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -nodnod- He fully believes he is.
[20:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: ... ... ... -wicked grin-
[20:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Ooooh dear.
[20:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: No no no, I won't /hurt/ him. -blushes- I'd never do that...
[20:08] Impy Dragon: Gold: I just... can't pass up the opportunity -grins-
[20:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Judging by that look... Er, I should go take that Gastly out for his payment. -snatches the Haunted Lance doll and floats off to the kitchen-
[20:09] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -fumes, not happy being ignored- What opportunity!? The hell you planning?
[20:10] Impy Dragon: Gold: -turns back to Silver- What do you care? You're totally worthless anyways!
[20:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((If I fail to maintain Goldliness, please tell me. xD))
[20:10] Impy Dragon: ((oh no, you're fine))
[20:10] Impy Dragon: ((this is kind of fun, pressing my own buttons))
[20:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -glares and gets up- Oh, it's ON, asshole. -lunges for in attempt to tackle-
[20:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold vs. Gold, ready, FIGHT! xD))
[20:11] Impy Dragon: Gold: -gets swept up in the moment and allows the tackle just for the chance to grab Silver's arms, clenching tight and wrestling for control))
[20:11] Impy Dragon: not )), -
[20:11] Impy Dragon: ((MORTAL KOMBAAAAT))
[20:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -fights back to keep control, infuriated glare on features- Heh, if I'm worthless, why are you impersonating me, huh?
[20:12] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((IRONY))
[20:13] Impy Dragon: ((oho, so he still thinks Gold is Silver. this is too good.))
[20:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD You think so?))
[20:15] Impy Dragon: ((why else would he say something about Gold impersonating him, unless you're leading me into a trick. sneaky sneaky banneh))
[20:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ohohoho~ You'll just have to find out.))
[20:17] Impy Dragon: Gold: -panting and enjoying every moment of the struggle- Because obviously, it gets the right reaction out of ya! -pins Silver down, cheeks flushing furiously-
[20:20] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -pin'd, now also flushing furiously, though after a moment, grins- Oh, I see, so you want to play. -brings head up and lightly nips Gold's ear- Well, I'll play with you for a bit, faker.
[20:21] Impy Dragon: ((THAT was good))
[20:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YAY?))
[20:21] Impy Dragon: ((yes. spot on Gold.))
[20:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((SUCCESS!))
[20:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: -internal functioning goes haywire for a moment- -looks at Silver and, although somewhere in his mind he knows Silver isn't really Silver right now, the tease and the way it was spoken (in Silver's own voice) was believable enough to be the actual person- -heart races and Gold gives in immediately, kissing Silver passionately on the mouth and humming happily to himself as if (+)
[20:24] Impy Dragon: a secret fantasy had just come true-
[20:24] Impy Dragon: ((that took some explaining))
[20:25] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LOL SEKRIT FANTASY. xD))
[20:25] Impy Dragon: ((Gold DOES love his rival, and this is just too much for him right now))
[20:25] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I figured. xD))
[20:26] Impy Dragon: ((Dude. It's Silver + Gold's passion. That is like his wet dream seeing as how Silver is never so emotional.))
[20:28] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -kisses passionately back, managing to loosen one of his pinned down arms to wrap around Gold in attempt to bring him down closer to himself, a slight smirk playing on his lips as he does so-
[20:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold x SilverwhothinkshesGold. What would you call that?))
[20:29] Impy Dragon: geminishipping
[20:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((The twins? It works. C
[20:30] Impy Dragon: It can also apply to Silver x GoldwhothinkshesSilver
[20:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[20:31] Impy Dragon: ((I'm just waiting for you to be completely cruel and steal Silver's clothes xDDD))
[20:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD You just read my mind, actually.))
[20:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((How do you do it?))
[20:32] Impy Dragon: ((I just be a God and take them. We can change things at will, you know.))
[20:33] Impy Dragon: Gold: -lets his arm go willingly so he can cradle closer as well, hand wrapping around and through Silver's hair as his lips move gently down and across his neck, crooning gently as legs wrap around Silver's own- -completely in control-
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((Poor Gold))
[20:34] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Though you read my mind, I had a different idea for transition.))
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((Go ahead))
[20:34] Impy Dragon: ((I think I know your idea))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Predict it?))
[20:35] Impy Dragon: ((That is, if you're a perv hivemind like myself))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Occasionally. xD))
[20:35] Impy Dragon: ((Prediction: Gold's going to have to strip him down to make it happen))
[20:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Bingo.))
[20:36] Impy Dragon: ((Oh I hate you xD))
[20:36] Impy Dragon: ((One problem with that, and you'll see it immediately))
[20:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Pinned and lack of ability to remove clothing? xD))
[20:37] Impy Dragon: ((You may have to God intervene))
[20:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Lol God intervene))
[20:37] Impy Dragon: ((Nope. Gold is so impulsive that he doesn't take the time to strip people down. He just opens the pants and goes for it.))
[20:38] Impy Dragon: ((Ask Paul. He's gotten pretty close))
[20:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Go him.))
[20:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shudders in delight at this, planting kisses all over Gold's face, movement of legs cause shorts to begin moving down towards his knees-
[20:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((SLOWLY...))
[20:39] Impy Dragon: ((Ohh, I see. Yes. Feel free to GM))
[20:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Okeydoke.))
[20:41] Impy Dragon: Gold: -a rush of adrenaline surges at the passion returned by Silver, Gold moaning slightly as he releases the other hand and reaches under Silver's shirt and jacket, rubbing his chest as he returns to kiss him on the mouth-
[20:41] Impy Dragon: ((this is hot. not gonna lie))
[20:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((So I herd it's a pedophilic moment? xDD))
[20:42] Impy Dragon: ((I'm waiting for Wraff to pop back in and be like 'hi guys, I'm done replyin-HOLY SH o.o o.o /dies'))
[20:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDDD I WILL LOL SO HARD.))
[20:42] Impy Dragon: ((me too))
[20:43] Impy Dragon: ((this isn't pedophilic. they're the same age xD))
[20:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yes, but you're also enjoying hot young mansex? xD))
[20:43] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mehh. Nothing I haven't read before.))
[20:43] Impy Dragon: ((ROFL))
[20:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Awdarn. NOT CORRECT RESPONSE. xDDD))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((well we DID just say it.))
[20:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Good point. Oh well.))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((Let's do some more GMing))
[20:44] Impy Dragon: ((and if I'm a pedophile, you're a hypocrite))
[20:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD They're only a year or so younger then I.))
[20:45] Impy Dragon: ((they're also fictional and I have a boyfriend. your point?))
[20:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Nonexistant. xDD))
[20:46] Impy Dragon: ((good))
[20:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -decides he wants some control now, attempts to roll over and get on top while still mouth to mouth with Gold, only to fail to realize that the two layers of his topwear are caught on a pointed knick-knack sticking out on the floor beside them. Rolling the opposite way, the fabric becomes completely torn at the back, and will probably fall off near any moment-
[20:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Not exactly plausible, but I needed something))
[20:49] Impy Dragon: ((It works))
[20:51] Impy Dragon: Gold: -is dominated and, while he tries to fight back for a moment, he finally just lets it happen, grinning as he continues to kiss and rub slightly lower in a more than obvious migration pattern-
[20:52] Impy Dragon: ((Out of all the places Paul has walked in, this should never be one of them. Ever. Death would occur.))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (Death via Dragon's Godemode fist? xD))
[20:52] Impy Dragon: ((No. Paul would kill someone.))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh. xDD))
[20:52] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yeah, probably.))
[20:53] Impy Dragon: ((Or me. Either way, lots of death.))
[20:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -gets the idea and slowly moves hands lower from back, gently nudging Gold's shorts down in a not-so-subtle manner-
[20:55] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Wait for ittttttt...))
[20:59] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((-snort- Lots of death is right. >D))
[21:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Is Wraff going to release the Paul?
If so, can I get Silver's pants off so he can become normal again first? C: ))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((I concur))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((I don't think Paul could handle 2 Golds))
[21:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I might. I dunno. I'm feeling TOO MURDEROUS FOR CRACK. Dragon, you're too good at getting me into muse mode. ))
[21:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((NOBODY can handle two Golds. Not even Gold. xD))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((Geminishipping is BA))
[21:01] Impy Dragon: ((Thanks xD))
[21:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((lolz, that's a fitting name for it. xD))
[21:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh, and Wraff, your Mafiapost amused me. 8D))
[21:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Thanks. :3 The excessive use of 'fuck' probably attributed to that, eh?))
[21:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YES INDEED. xDD))
[21:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((IT's a fun word. I even managed to use 'bitch' in it, which is always a plus.))
[21:04] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff. That mafiapost was grand. INCREDIBLY grand.))
[21:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((<3 Thanks.))
[21:04] Impy Dragon: ((The anger. whoa mah god))
[21:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((and manhandling! xD))
[21:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Everyone loves anger and manhandling. <3))
[21:05] Impy Dragon: ((either way, we still need to get Silver's pant's off. how funny is it that THAT is srs bsns?))
[21:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yes. REMOVING SILVER'S PANTS IS A VITAL AND SRS PROCESS))
[21:05] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Shouldn't be that hard, really. SRS BIZ, but not hard.))
[21:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((IT MUST NOT BE FAILED. -shot-))
[21:06] Impy Dragon: ((Gold agrees -shotshot-))
[21:06] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((BANNY SILVER MAFIA POST PLZ.))
[21:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OKAY I'LL TRY))
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((YOU WILL NOT TRY YOU WILL FUCKING GET IT DONE.
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ))
[21:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((And by that I mean ILY.))
[21:07] Impy Dragon: ((the anger...it makes me want to hold you close))
[21:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Careful with taht. I can't promise I won't bite.))
[21:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((FFFF SETTLE DOWN. Unless you want a slightly more failpost than usual. D: ))
[21:08] Impy Dragon: (( ;D -shot-))
[21:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Unless you like it like that, Draggy? Then I'll make sure I do. >D))
[21:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((AND NO. WON'T BE FAIL. (GOD) GOLD DECREES IT IF I MAY BORROW HIM FOR A BIT.))
[21:10] Impy Dragon: ((yes. go ahead and borrow him. I already shared with Banneh.))
[21:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Don't worry, you won't be sharing for much longer.))
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OUCH. FUCK. Laptop burned my thighs. D
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: SMILEY
[21:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: I KEEL YOU NAO.
[21:11] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: DO I SOUND FUCKING HAPPY ENOUGH FOR A SMILEY SUCH AS YOU?
[21:11] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D8 KILL EET))
[21:11] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: **(( ))
[21:14] Impy Dragon: ((hypar beeeam?))
[21:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Question Wraffie, did Paul ditch Lukie when he went after Dae, or..?))
[21:15] Impy Dragon: ((Lukie is in tow WITH Dae))
[21:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yep.))
[21:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yep to Draggy, that is.))
[21:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ooh yeah. xD
I suppose I'll have Silver go in and cover Paul then.))
[21:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Like, not actually cover him, but you get the idea.))
[21:17] Impy Dragon: ((-gets an idea for a Gio post-))
[21:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OOO: ))
[21:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Why not actually cover hi-- -shot-))
[21:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((AND OH. Is it gonna be gore-geous? HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH PUNS, BITCH. WHUT NOW.))
[21:17] Impy Dragon: ((I agree comple-shotshot-))
[21:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because there's numerous people present and it'd turn into an orgy? xD ))
[21:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Then Silver would feel neglected and start firing at random. -/no-))
[21:18] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((That sounds like fun, Ban. ;D))
[21:18] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Ohh, Paul would make sure Silver didn't feel neglected.))
[21:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I think the crack died.))
[21:21] Impy Dragon: ((It's your turn -shrug-))
[21:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I already posted. o.o -points up-))
[21:22] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Whoops. Sorry. I didn't mean to kill it with my MURDEROUS MIND. >) ))
[21:22] Impy Dragon: ((and then afterwards, you put wait for it. I've been waiting.))
[21:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -gets the idea and slowly moves hands lower from back, gently nudging Gold's shorts down in a not-so-subtle manner-
[21:22] Impy Dragon: ((you didn't mean that literally? HAHAHAHAHAHA))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( LOL MENTALMURDER?))
[21:23] Impy Dragon: ((my bad))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((No worries. C
[21:23] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Yessss. Powerful murderous urges are powerfulllll. :3 They kill'd that smiley up there too. HAHHA.))
[21:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[21:23] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Impy Dragon: DIE
[21:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((-dies-))
[21:24] Impy Dragon: ]:
[21:24] Impy Dragon: ((-revives banneh-))
[21:24] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: I'LL KILL IT AGAIN WITH MY BRAIN
[21:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((-revive'd- Othx ))
[21:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: -immediately descends the rest of the way, not even noticing that the fabric around his hands is loose-
[21:25] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Not Banny. I mean the smiley. In case that wasn't clear. I don't want Banny dead, obviously. D: -snuggles-))
[21:25] Impy Dragon: ((GM moment))
[21:27] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -lightly kicks the shorts off his feet, completing the process... before snapping out of it- ....?
[21:28] Impy Dragon: Gold: -pets the skitty- -COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS-
[21:28] Impy Dragon: ((rofl))
[21:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -glances up to see he's on top of Gold in only his boxers, with Gold... er, petting the skitty- WHAT THE FUCK?! -shoves away and scrambles back closer to the wall, panting and pressed against it-
[21:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oooh. Snap. xD))
[21:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -clearly panicked, still somewhat delusional from the afteraffect of the clothes- Someone needs to explain to me WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. GOING. ON. /NOW/.
[21:31] Impy Dragon: Gold: -emotions immediately shattered in the scream, scrambling back from whatever had just caused the terror- -looks over longingly at Silver before noting the change in his expression- -blinkblink- -looks at Banette with the 'you don't mean' look-
[21:31] Impy Dragon: Gold: -winces-
[21:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -slow nod- Time's up.
[21:32] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...fuck.
[21:32] Impy Dragon: Gold: -curls his knees close and hides his head in his arms-
[21:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shaky point to Dragon- YOU! EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! He was taking advantage of me, wasn't he?! Damn rapist!
[21:33] Impy Dragon: Dragon: You actually instigated it. No lie.
[21:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....
[21:34] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Apparently playing dress up is hazardous to your 'health' -snickers-
[21:35] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You're one to talk about being a rapist, Silver. -nods wisely-
[21:35] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Oh, do tell?
[21:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ...... Wrath, NO.
[21:35] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -plugs Gold's ears-
[21:35] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -turns a shade of red worthy of being a new crayon-
[21:36] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh, well, there was this delightful incident one time with him and a certain grapehead, I'm pretty sure. -evil grin-
[21:37] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -no verbal description can express the amount of malicious joy on this face-
[21:37] Impy Dragon: -suffice to say that it is incredibly fangy and terrifying to small children-
[21:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: And I /will/ make sure Gold finds out VIA THIS CERTAIN GRAPEHEAD. >D
[21:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -mentallydied-
[21:38] Impy Dragon: Dragon: And Silver, you started that, too? Oh ho ho ho ho....you naughty perverted little bitch.
[21:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Ah, it's always good times when grapeheads and cherries have Pokemon battles via C-Box~
[21:39] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... I was confused that night. -pulls hat that still remained with the outfit lower to cover his face-
[21:39] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Started it? Heh. Paul was completely out of his mind with Confuse ray and Silver totally took advantage of it.
[21:40] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Funny, that's what happened here...OOPS. Did I say too much? /feigns innocence
[21:40] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Nawww. He's lying. He pretended to be confused
[21:40] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: And Ban, if I remember right it was a battle with a Metapenis using harden. ;D But I'm sure there was fruitiness involved.
[21:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: xD I wonder who won, the Metapenis or the Cockuna?
[21:41] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Well well, like Silver like Gold. -cackles-
[21:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... Fuck off, I will NEVER be like him. It was merely a social experiment.
[21:41] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: We may never know. Unless they have a rematch?
[21:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Mm. Someday. xD
[21:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Social experiment? OHH. I get it, you're a trade master, right? You were trading rape to get Paul's cherry?
[21:42] Impy Dragon: Gold: -leans up and looks at all the mouths moving, biting his lip and every once in a while trying to recreate the sentences-
[21:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ...
[21:43] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...what about a cherry?
[21:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Er, they're good in salads.
[21:44] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: FRUIT Salads. ;D -shot=
[21:44] Impy Dragon: Gold: -can't hear anything-
[21:44] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -snorts- Silver, you'd know, correct?
[21:44] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Hehehe, I'm so tempted to pull out these earplugs.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You should. :3
[21:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -death glares at Dragon- Do it, and you're not going to live to see tomorrow.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Gold should know more about his beloved rival after all
[21:45] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -immediately charges hypar beam-
[21:45] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Don't make me DESTROY you little man.
[21:45] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -prepares Confuse Ray- Let's see how you like it, Silvey.
[21:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -smirk- Go ahead. Distroy me, destroy part of yourself.
[21:46] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Wraff Wraff, not so fast. He's already been under a confuse ray of sorts today...
[21:46] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -unplugs Gold's ears-
[21:47] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wide-eyed at the 3 Gods-
[21:47] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -sighhh- Okay. Later then. Kekekeeke~
[21:47] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Goooldielocks, I think there's something you should knooow~
[21:48] Impy Dragon: Gold: hmm? -tilts head towards Banette-
[21:48] Impy Dragon: and I'm not a girl -crosses arms-
[21:48] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -looks between Silver, Wrath, and Dragon- Either you tell him yourself, Silver, or I'll tell hi--
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -has escaped?-
[21:49] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh. Okay. Guess we gotta tell him, then. >D
[21:49] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Let's add in all the juicy details.
[21:49] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Not so fast.
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Gold, as much as I enjoy saying this... Your Rival--
[21:49] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -teleports-
[21:49] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -blink- What?
[21:50] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -returns with Silver in tow-
[21:50] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -looks at him and grins- You're a part of me, remember? I know all your hiding places.
[21:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Aw, but I was going to make him drop down from the ceeling.))
[21:51] Impy Dragon: ((sorreh. had to get him back from that statement.))
[21:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -huffs- What do you want from me?
[21:52] Impy Dragon: Gold: And why were you talking about cherries?
[21:52] Impy Dragon: ((roflroflrofl))
[21:54] Impy Dragon: ((is he asking me or in general?))
[21:54] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Cherries are delicious. Silver collects them.
[21:56] Impy Dragon: Gold: Really? -rubs at his wrists and looks at Silver-
[21:56] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: I like cherries too. 8D .-blink-... OHRIGHT.
[21:56] Impy Dragon: If I knew, I would have made cherry pudding instead -nods thoughtfully-
[21:56] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Oh, it's not too late, Gold. :3 -snort- Pudding.
[21:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shuffles feet and stares at the ground- Er... Yes..... -looks up- Wait, what?... I didn't know there was such thing as Cherry Pudding.
[21:57] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: It's almost better than strawberry banana pudding.
[21:57] Impy Dragon: Gold: Well, not in the boxes there isn't. But you can make pudding with natural fruits, too.
[21:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shakes his head in the negatory- nuh uh. Strawberry Banana is the BEST.
[21:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -desperate to change the subject, feigns surprise- You can? I didn't know that...
[21:58] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -growls-
[21:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -facepalm-
[21:58] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: You tell him, Silver. or we will. -srs biz face-
[21:59] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -calmplz-............... That I like cherries? I think that was established.
[21:59] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Don'tchu play stupid, fool. =/ We ain't playin'.
[22:00] Impy Dragon: ((hehehe, I could see Paul coming in at this point))
[22:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: frowns, folding arms- What the hell are you talking about? I openly admit I like cherries and pudding- what more do you want?
[22:00] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Should he? :3))
[22:00] Impy Dragon: ((that would be epic))
[22:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Yesplz. xD TURMOIL GO))
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: I- I don't understand any of this at all.
[22:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shakes head- Neither do I.
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: Someone explain NOW -fumefume-
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -rubs Gold's shoulders-
[22:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OKIES~ HERE WE GO~))
[22:01] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wide eyed before sighing, looking up with a blush-
[22:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Well, I'll be brief. Silver likes to stick his Metapenis in places he really shouldn't~
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -walks in cautiously- So, I see there's no pudding. or making out. That's new.
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: WHATTHEFUCK?! METAP-- NO.
[22:02] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Silver's pants are missing -points-
[22:02] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notices Paul, OSHI-- look-
[22:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: We don't talk about that!
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -puts Banzooka to Paul's head- Now we do. TALK GRAPE>
[22:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -stares at pantless Silver- Spoke too soon.
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: Before I bust you.
[22:03] Impy Dragon: Dragon: Gold, listen carefully, alright?
[22:03] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: THE FUCK?! What the fuck am I supposed to say?
[22:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -shuffles to the corner of the room-
[22:03] Impy Dragon: Gold: -looks over from Silver to Paul to everyone, tensing up-
[22:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: You tell him -points to Gold- What happened that one night where Silver and you had a "Pokemon Battle."
[22:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: .....................................................................................No. Please no. -uncharacteristically horrified-
[22:05] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -pokes Paul's head with barrel of Banzooka- It'd be in your best interest. Plus, it'd be good to get off your chest.
[22:06] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: Fuck you. You're all fucking dead. -.- Well, i got confused by that bitch over there -points to Wrath- .........and Silver............and me got into a 'pokemon battle'.........................metapenisvs.cockuna......AND THE BASTARD RAPED ME, OKAY?! FUCK!
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Gold: -broken-
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -pokes-
[22:07] Impy Dragon: Dragon: I think you killed him.
[22:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: .....................................-.-
[22:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: WEll fuck, if he didn't even know that about his beloved fucking rival....
[22:08] Impy Dragon: Dragon: No-no wait. I think he's still here.
[22:09] Impy Dragon: Gold: -genuine /tears/ flowing down his face-
[22:09] Impy Dragon: ((DUN DUN DUN))
[22:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -eyes widen- Wh-what...!? Gold! Why're you...?! o.o;;;;
[22:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OOH THIS IS DELICIOUS.))
[22:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((WHAT ARE SOME WORDS THAT START WITH 'M'?))
[22:10] Impy Dragon: ((magic, money, mood, molar, monkey))
[22:10] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Thanks. <3 ))
[22:12] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shaking to the point of being his own earthquake, on the point of hyperventilation-
[22:12] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -steadies him and looks up, alarmed-
[22:13] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -has absolutely no idea what to do in this situation, but slowly and hesitantly approaches- -gently hugs Gold when he is close enough, looking utterly bewildered-
[22:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -doesn't recognize the fact that ANYONE is touching him right now- -continues to whisper the word 'no' over and over-
[22:15] Impy Dragon: Dragon: I probably wouldn't stay near him too long. I'll be here to hold him back.
[22:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -busy chasing Banette with a bucket of white paint stuck on her head through the hall carrying a harpoon- There she goes!... I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND USE YOU AS A TROPHY FOR ALL YOU PUT ME THROUGH! -bright red, seriously pissed off-
[22:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: GAAAH! GUYS, HELP! ;3;
[22:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: Holy crap. 0o I think Gold's more traumatized than Paul.
[22:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -lunges at Silver- CHILL CHILD.
[22:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: FUCK YOU! -throws harpoon at Wrath before randomly producing another one via godemode and keeping chase-
[22:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: DON'T YOU FUCKING USE THAT KINDA FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND ME, EMOKID! -dodges harpoon and chases Silver-
[22:17] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -pulls away from Gold but stays next to him, watching Silver with a blank expression but glancing at Gold every once in a while-
[22:17] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -wants to give chase but obligated to stay with Gold-
[22:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -continues chasing Banette while being chased by Wrath-
[22:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: AAAHG!... Wait, the hell am I fleeing? -disappears under the floorboards with a smug grin and wave-
[22:20] Impy Dragon: Gold: (most recent event + Silver's reaction to this event + new information + old information gleaned about both parties through time and experience = denial + anger + jealousy + betrayal = a broken heart = a broken mind = one big fucking ball of hate)
[22:20] Impy Dragon: Crack!Gold: ...
[22:20] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Ohshi-- xDD))
[22:21] Impy Dragon: ((did everyone get that mindset? it's hella complicated))
[22:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -glances at Gold nervously and follows Banny's example- SEE YA, PAUL. HAVE FUN.
[22:21] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((YESS. I GET IT. xDDDD))
[22:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold is going to screw Paul and Silver over. I UNDERSTAND~))
[22:22] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -nearly crushes Gold's arms together to hold back such a current of loathing-
[22:22] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Or just screw them. 'S all good. :3))
[22:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Either way, something is going to happen.))
[22:23] Impy Dragon: ((I'm not going to let it happen, hence my staying. pussies))
[22:23] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Hey, don't hate the players, hate the game. xD))
[22:23] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Tcha. I just wanna let the fun happen. You're being a buzzkill. :3))
[22:24] Impy Dragon: Gold: .../Silver/...
[22:24] Impy Dragon: ((take this pretty much as possession))
[22:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -busy snarling over losing his prey, before turning- ......... Shit.
[22:25] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -sees Gold's suddenly murderous expression and backs away very slowly, grateful Silver is being targetted first-
[22:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: You wretched excuse for a human being. GET OVER HERE. -struggles-
[22:25] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -holds back-
[22:26] Impy Dragon: ((I actually have to be in Gio mode to play this. It's scary))
[22:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Wrath: -pokes head up through floor- Dragonnn, let him gooooo. >D
[22:27] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -prays and lets go-
Gold: -off like a bat out of hell-
[22:28] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEE~))
[22:29] Impy Dragon: Gold: -tackles Silver to the ground and immediately forces himself upon a pressure point, rendering his lower body numb and useless-
[22:29] Impy Dragon: ((I'm going to GM a bit, so just let me know if it becomes too much))
[22:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Aw, you're going faster then I can react.))
[22:30] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -watches this unfold with an unnerved but rather impressed expression-
[22:30] Impy Dragon: ((I'll wait. Sorry))
[22:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -mentally too panicked to try and strike back, places his hands over his chest in hopes of protecting his vital organs from the barrage, closing his eyes tightly enough that a few tears come out- I-I'm s-sorry... (that I got involved with these fucking jerks)
[22:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gold is demonic, and I don't know what to do with Silver with all this emotional turmoil, so..))
[22:32] Impy Dragon: ((Nonono, it's cool. Silver is going to get the verbal end of it.))
[22:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okeydoke.))
[22:35] Impy Dragon: Gold: You're sorry. You're /sorry/. You fucking waste of life! -picks Silver up by the collar and spits in his face- You love the attention, so enjoy it now while it LASTS, damnit. Enjoy every fucking /second/ of it. You and your words. /I/ have a few to say right now. And so help me if you don't do /exactly/ what I tell you to do.
[22:35] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -snarls in corner, his temper rising as the memories of getting 'violated' by Silver resurface- HEY, GOLD! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO PISSED OFF?! I'm the one who got fucking raped! -tenses, hardly caring or perhaps no longer realizing that Gold is practically demonic with hatred-
[22:36] Impy Dragon: ((woof.))
[22:37] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Gio!Gold is so intense. <3 I'm loving him so much.))
[22:37] Impy Dragon: ((I'm actually just running with this. We'll see where it goes. I'll get to Paul soon enough.))
[22:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I-It's so intense! I can't think of how to reply. xD))
[22:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((MARCEL STRIKES BACK. -kicks OC-))
[22:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mhm~ Can't wait for that.))
[22:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -has no feeling left in his lower half, though is fully against going against his hate- .... I don't know why the hell you're so pissy! You practically rape anything that breathes! FUCK YOU BITCH! -highspeed instinctivepunch-
[22:41] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I'm guessing he doesn't want to come off as the weakling here entirely. HE'LL GO DOWN FIGHTING.))
[22:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((HEY DRAGON~~~ About the FWW plooooooot...do you have any ideas for what TR will do or anything?))
[22:42] Impy Dragon: ((gary asked me that. i'm plotting))
[22:42] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Oh true. Since you're kinda in Gio mode now's a good time to plot. ;D))
[22:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Plotting~ Such a dastardly word~))
[22:43] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mmmm. I love it.))
[22:45] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Gaaah, anticipation is killing me. xD My stomach feels so weighted right now.))
[22:45] Impy Dragon: Gold: -catches the punch in a moment of adrenaline and crushes Silver's fist within his own, almost to the point of cracking bones and holds it there- Wrong move. You lose. Now be a good little BITCH and answer my questions. Why. did. you DO it. and HOW. did it MAKE. you. FEEL? The truth or your hand. NOW. -clenches tighter-
[22:46] Impy Dragon: ((I'm on top of the world right now))
[22:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((... xD I can't remember the original reason. Wut.))
[22:50] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((GIOLD KILLED MY BRAIN.))
[22:50] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((There wasn't one. xDDD IT WAS CRACK. MAKE IT UP, WOMAN. xDDD))
[22:51] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I doubt "for the lulz" would be good enough here, so...))
[22:52] Impy Dragon: ((no xDDDDDD))
[22:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -face tightens in pain- Fucking.. bastard... -glare- Fine. I don't fucking care. You're going to slaughter me regardless of my answer. It was purely spur of the moment, and quite honestly, I rather enjoyed the dominance. Bastard wouldn't quit pushing my buttons, I gave him what he asked for. Now if you'll excuse me... I'm taking the coward's way out. -uses his free hand to activate the pressure points swiftly on his throat, causing him to faint immediately, his body becoming a complete dead weight-
[22:57] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD I had nothing, and I didn't want to pressure point Gold because I want Paul's "talk".))
[22:58] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OH BABY. >D Here we go.))
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: O.O
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: O.O
[22:58] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...
[22:58] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((NEUTRALIZED?))
[22:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: .
[22:59] Impy Dragon: Gold: -turns around with a murderous glare, dropping the limp Silver-
[22:59] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Spoke too soon.))
[23:00] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shaking- -tears running-
[23:00] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((ROUND TWO?))
[23:00] Impy Dragon: Gold: -immediate hardening and narrowing directly on Paul- Same question. How did it MAKE you FEEL. -stalks towards-
[23:00] Impy Dragon: ((end end end))
[23:01] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((LULZ. I was gonna say STOP POSTING I'M REPLYING. xD))
[23:01] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD She's in the zooooone.))
[23:01] Impy Dragon: ((Gold has moments of clarity within all this as explanations are given and new information enters the hate ball))
[23:02] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -watches this unfold with a furious expression, his arms crossed- -sees Gold's attention turn to him, and a flicker of fear colours his expression as he begins to stalk toward him- -doesn't move, boldly glaring back at Gold- And why the fuck should I tell you?
[23:02] Impy Dragon: ((I decided to show that so you know when something gets through))
[23:03] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ..... (lolfaint'd)
[23:03] Impy Dragon: Gold: -wicked grin- Because then you can say you were stronger than he ever was. -points without even turning towards Silver's body-
[23:04] Impy Dragon: ((that statement has more than one meaning. figure it out.))
[23:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: ....... -quiet, barely visible smirk-
[23:04] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Wait whut. 0o -flails-))
[23:04] Impy Dragon: ((OMG. OMFG. AWESOME.))
[23:04] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -keeps his breath slowed however, still appears fainted-
[23:05] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((MULTIPLE MEANINGS? FUCK.))
[23:05] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff))
[23:06] Impy Dragon: ((not only is Gold speaking about Paul being stronger in general, he is directly inferring about the rape and how this is a chance for him to be 'stronger' than he was then. It's a matter of pride and a fucking good reason for Paul to answer))
[23:06] Impy Dragon: ((let's pretend he was smart enough to get that))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((He's angry angry Giold. Of course he gets it. xDD))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh, you mean Paul?))
[23:07] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OHH WAIT. So like, if he tells Gold straight up without taking the 'coward's way out' he's proving he's stronger? SHUT UP I'M SLOW OKAY.))
[23:07] Impy Dragon: ((Exactly, Wraff))
[23:07] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((But plot twist, Silver faked his fainting. xD))
[23:07] Impy Dragon: ((And Banneh, I can't tell you how proud I am of you right now.))
[23:08] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((The plot twist I got. ;D ))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((F-Fersrs?~ 8D))
[23:08] Impy Dragon: ((Yes. But he still can't move xD))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( xD He'll recover when it matters most.))
[23:08] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Or at least find a way to move.))
[23:09] Impy Dragon: ((The visual scene of Silver trying to do a retarded drag-self away with his arms is actually really funny))
[23:09] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xDDDD It is. Though I was planning on him calling upon Sneasel as his legs. I haven't finalized tho.))
[23:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -tenses, prepared to be attacked like Silver- -eyes narrow in suspicion when Gold only speaks- I...-shuts eyes tightly- I don't remember much of it. But, what I do remember of it...I remember I enjoyed it. FUCK. Okay, I enjoyed it a lot.
[23:09] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((OKAY FUCK SHOOT ME OKAY.))
[23:10] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD NEVEERRR. Go Paul.))
[23:13] Impy Dragon: Gold: (new information + old information + ... ... ... ... why...him?)
(confusion + jealous + emotional breaking = giant ball of fucked up emotion)
(... ... ... ...am I...not worth it?)
(... ...
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ... ...)
[23:14] Impy Dragon: Gold: -drops to the floor, looking very weak and tired and confused and...tears flowing again-
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ((done))
[23:14] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((OOOO: I feel like an epic novel is unfolding before my eyes somehow.))
[23:14] Impy Dragon: ((finding out the REAL TRUTH is srs bsns))
[23:15] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Only in script form.))
[23:15] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((-agrees with both-))
[23:15] Impy Dragon: ((you can touch him again wiithout fear))
[23:16] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver's corpse: -rises- .......
[23:16] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -slowly opens eyes, ashamed about admitting the truth about the 'rape' incident- -glares down at Gold, hating him for forcing the truth out of him- -suddenly shoots around to see Silver moving- Wh-What the fuck?!
[23:17] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: I'm an excellent actor, aren't I?... Paul, I'm sorry. That... was a fucking stupid, (yet enjoyable) mistake on my part. -folds arms-
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Emotional moment = Genuine Silver?))
[23:18] Impy Dragon: Gold: -sees Silver get up and immediately turns his head away, eyes closed-
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: Gold... I'm also sorry, once again.
[23:18] Impy Dragon: ((oh, you've got a problem here. He's not ready to accept that))
[23:18] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: You're worth more to me than anything as a rival. It would hurt to lose you.
[23:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Duh. But Silver doesn't know that.))
[23:19] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I'm just going with the flooow))
[23:19] Impy Dragon: Gold: -won't look at Silver-
[23:19] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: Paul: -glares at Silver- .......You heard that, then? -face contorts with hatred- Fuck you, Silver. I fucking hate you. -glares to teh side, refusing to look at Silver or Gold-
[23:19] Impy Dragon: ((he never had issues with Paul actually, Wraff. Silver did the damage...literally))
[23:20] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Paul has issues now, though. He admitted the truth and now that he's out of denial...~))
[23:21] Impy Dragon: ((YAY DRAMA LLAMA))
[23:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: .... I deserve that much. Sneasel!
Sneasel: -at his side in an instant-
Silver: My being is worthless here. Be my legs. I'm leaving.
Sneasel: -nods and scoops Silver up carefully, before scurrying out-
[23:21] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LACK OF ABILITY TO PLAY CAUSES FAIL))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((actually, I was replying to that))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((crap))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( x last post?))
[23:22] Impy Dragon: ((yes please))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okay, last post x'd.))
[23:22] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Just leave the "I deserved that much" line.))
[23:24] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I HAFTA GOOOO SOOOON DAMMIT.))
[23:24] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OHNOES </3))
[23:25] Impy Dragon: Gold: ...why did you wait until now to start the lies?
-turns around with a furious, absolutely crushed look in his eyes-
Everything you've ever said...I thought those were the real lies. I thought- and when you- -he hugs himself a little bit-
I should have left you alone...a long time ago.
[23:25] Impy Dragon: ((ULTIMATE GUILT TRIP FTW. EAT IT, BITCH!))
[23:25] Impy Dragon: ((AND OH NOES!))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Whatevs. Paul isn't doing much here anyway, but I'll miss the drama. DDD: IF I HAFTA GO SOMEONE SAVE IT FOR ME. It's like a kickass novel and I ain't missing out. >D))
[23:26] Impy Dragon: ((Wraff, we can do Paul's denial issues another day?))
[23:26] Impy Dragon: ((I'll save this convo. pinkie swear. -nodnod-))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((Mm. I wouldn't really know how to play it out anyway. 8D;; ))
[23:26] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I'll hold you to that. <3))
[23:27] Impy Dragon: ((I find this so ironic that Silver was being genuine and Gold can't believe him at all))
[23:28] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Emo! Silver: ........... -looks away- Hm. I suppose I am, as you said, " a fucking waste of life"? Strong... Weak... I don't fucking care right now. I've become my own loathed creation.... -pensive-
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[23:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: (( Yay sheer irony!~ And Silver's apparently joined the breakdown group.))
[23:29] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Because I've got nothing. xDD))
[23:30] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((So I'm pulling Paul out of this, btw. THE BASTARD IS GETTING IN THE WAY. :3))
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((O RLY? xD))
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((LIES. He's awesome, IL him. D
[23:30] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((D< -eats smiley-))
[23:30] Impy Dragon: Gold: -hugs himself and starts crying openly- I...was n-never...worth anything -words half-whispered and lost inside the sobs-
[23:31] Impy Dragon: Dragon: -cries from her hiding place because she can't intervene-
[23:31] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((D'aw, thanks. <3 But since I hafta go soon I don't wanna keep him going and then hafta yank him out. This way he can stealthily flee. DENIAL ISSUES SHALL BE ADDRESSED AT A FUTURE TIME.))
[23:31] Impy Dragon: ((indeed))
[23:31] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Banette: -cries from under the floorboards because she's mentally way too into this right now-))
[23:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Okaaay, I wanna see the results of afterwhich. O: ))
[23:32] Impy Dragon: ((dude. this is epic. I feel SO bad for all of them))
[23:32] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((THE MOST EPIC CRACKPLAY IN THE HISTORY OF MAN?))
[23:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((and WOMAN and CHILD?))
[23:33] Impy Dragon: ((and UNBORN BABIES TO COME?))
[23:33] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((YES YES YES))
[23:34] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((IT TRULY IS THE ULTIMATE IN DRAMA!CRACK.))
[23:36] Impy Dragon: ((we need a happy ending. GO BANNEH GO))
[23:36] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -notes that he still can't move his legs, gazes out a nearby window- .... Talk is all I'm good for. Worst comes to worst, I try to escape it... I'm the worthless one here. Gold... never fucking think that again.
[23:36] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((I TRIES, I FAILS.))
[23:37] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((As in, for Gold to never think he's worthless is how it's implied?))
[23:37] Impy Dragon: ((I got that and I'm seriously starting to tear up. this is awesome))
[23:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Oh wow. xD))
[23:38] {Wrath} {In your crackplays, dirtyminding up your cleanse tags}: ((I got that. And if /I/ did, it's obvious.))
[23:38] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((xD Sorry, I just thought it sounded odd.))
[23:39] Impy Dragon: Gold: -shudders through the sobs and finds his voice again somehow- BUT YOU WERE NEVER WORTHLESS TO ME! -fists clench before he hangs his head again, staring into his own lap- Why wasn't...I good enough?
[23:40] Impy Dragon: ((it's all starting to piece together, right? right?))
[23:40] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: ((Hooyes. xD))
[23:42] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: -reddens at this, stares back at Gold in shock- ..... It's not that you weren't good enough.... It's merely that I was, and still am, an asshole. Didn't you establish that earlier?...
Don't doubt yourself. You're too important to be "not good enough".
[23:43] Mon-ic-uh:// NO U STEVEN.: Silver: If you wish me to take my leave, I understand entirely if a moment alone is needed.
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