i'm bored {dahlia!}

[Sarchu!]

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DAHLIA BBY.
i hear you're in kanto? huh? huuuh? what, did you clean out all of sinnoh with your poker games and have now come to steal rightfully win money from the hardworking folks in kanto?
or can you just not stand being away from me for so long?
that's obviously it, right? it's okay, you can tell me~
so anyway, since i've been here a little longer than you (like a week ha ha ha) i shall give you the down-low on this crazy place.
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stay away from lavender town, it's ttly creepy. don't listen to anyone when they tell you it's full of culture and stuff they're LYING. i had an interesting time there but it's still really creepy. if you go to the power plant, DON'T MENTION MY NAME. they might take you captive or something and then i'll totally have to go rescue you and be all heroic.
...hmm, actually, that kinda sounds fun. do that.
the beaches are alright, so go there... with me of course, you in a bikini? daaamn.
and what's this i hear about a cruise?
anyway i'm really bored. REALLY REALLY BORED I SWEAR. so entertain me kthnx?

[Cassie]

Oh hey there hun. You're here too? Well whad'ya know, I guess the Kanto tourisim thingy is BOOMING. Well, of course I'm here because of you, it's not like there's any other for living. Just for you're rocking bod.

Oh, and the small matter I was bored of beating kiddies, and also it annoys Palmer when I take a holiday. Haha, he loves me really, everybody does.

No go to Lavander Town, fair enough it's totally not my colour. Or scent. Too... Old lady? Whatevz. And ffs, what did you do to their power plant now? Cynthia is gonna kick your ass right into next week, better hope you crash into Flint's afro so it's a cushy landing!

Hmm, I do love a beach. Wearing a bikini, swimming so I'm all glistening with water, licking an ice cream.... How does that sound? HAH. your expression is pricless, I imagine.

we'll rock it up on the beach f'sho. but um, how exactly should I go about entertaining you babes? xx

[Sarchu!]

thank you for seeing it my way. you've finally realized that there is nothing you can do about your undying attraction to me, so have come here to stalk tell me this.
well, to that i have to say: don't worry, it was obvious anyway.
ha ha. but yeah this tourism thing must rake in the money! i wonder if i could get in on it? you could too! we could be models and pose in pictures, and it can be like "the strongest gym leader of sinnoh and a frontier brain visit kanto! SO SHOULD YOU!"
...yeah, we'll make millions.

oh, palmer. i see. i don't really like looking at him- it's like, how i'm going to look when i get... old. D:
and of course everybody loves you. how could they not? come on.

PFFT CYNTHIA. i am not afraid of cynthia.
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...okay maybe a little. BUT THIS STAYS BETWEEN US.
and i was IMPROVING IT! those workers just don't understand. hmmph. it's so inefficient, i hear they get blackouts all the time and... er. obviously i have knowledge on how to fix blackouts?
and i would, but the label on his afro says "in case of emergency this is not to be used as a life-saving device."

wow, you know me so well! i almost have nothing to say to that, expect that we need to do this. soon.

well if you were here i'd have a few ideas, but... since you're not... surprise me?[/b]