I'M NOT GONNA RAICHU A LOVE SONG

[Sarchu!]

You heard correctly!
After being inspired by this picture right here, which caused many lulz for myself, we have decided to completely re-write the song "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles (who by the way stole my name even though she's older and doesn't have an 'h') with Pokemon!
-applause-
So anyway, to help with this lofty goal I've posted this here and am encouraging you all to help re-write this.
It can be our theme song or something. Ha ha.



So here is the original song, in case you don't know the lyrics:

Head under water
And you tell me
To breathe easy for awhile
The breathing gets harder
Even I know that
Made room for me
It's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to

Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well but you make this hard on me

I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you ask for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a long song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song
Today
Today..

I learnt the hard way
That they all say
Things you wanna hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
You and Your twisted words
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry

Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you asked for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song today

Promise me
You'll leave the light on
To help me see
The daylight my guide, gone
Cause I believe
There's a way
You can love me
Because I say

I won't write you a love song
Cause you ask for it
Cause you need one
You see, I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin' this
Is that why you wanted a love song?
Cause you asked for it
Cause you need one
You see I'm not gonna write you a love song
Cause you tell me it's make or breakin this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I walk the seven seas
When I believe that there's a reason to write you a love song
Today.
Today..


AND HEEEEERE is what we have so far!

Head under water
And chu tell me
To breathe easy for Weavile
The Seaking gets harder
Even I know that
Made room Mareep
It's too soon Horsea
If I'm happy in Snorlax
I'm unusually hard to Rotom to


Blank stares at blank pages
No Weezing way to say this
Chu mean well but chu make this hard on me

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song
Cause chu ask for it
Cause chu need one
Horsea, I'm not gonna Raichu a long song
Cause chu tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not Raichu to stay
If all chu have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To Raichu a love song
Today
Today..

I learnt the hard way
That they all say
Things chu wanna hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
Chu and Your twisted words
Your help just hurts
Chu are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry

Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let chu hear me as I am

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song
Cause chu asked for it
Cause chu need one
Horsea, I'm not gonna Raichu a love song
Cause chu tell me it's make or breakin' this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna Raichu to stay
If all chu have is leavin'
I'm gonna need a better reason
To Raichu a love song today

Promise me
You'll leave the light on
To help me see
The daylight my guide, gone
Cause I believe
There's a way
Chu can love me
Because I say

I won't Raichu a love song
Cause chu ask for it
Cause chu need one
Horsea, I'm not gonna Raichu a love song
Cause chu tell me it's make or breakin' this
Is that why chu wanted a love song?
Cause chu asked for it
Cause chu need one
Horsea I'm not gonna Raichu a love song
Cause chu tell me it's make or breakin this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna Raichup to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I walk the seven seas
When I believe that there's a reason to Raichu a love song
Today.
Today..




BOLD IS WHAT WE CHANGED.
If I missed anything let me know.
Now, let the suggestions pour in! :3

[Gary]

To breathe easy for awhile = to breath easy for grovyle

just popped into my head xD

[Mim]

I know what we got yesterday was:

Head under water
And chu tell me
To be Weezing for Grovyle
The Seaking gets harder
Even I know that
Made room for me
It's too soon Horsea
If I'm happy in Snorlax
I'm unusually hard to Rotom to

[Sarchu!]

OH RIGHT.
Thanks Mim, I forgot about that.

AND GOOD CALL, GARY, with Weavile.

Let me go change it up a bit, then~

[Mim]

Made room for me = Made room Mareep (Like we said, Mareep rocks? )

No easy way to say this = No Weezing way to say this

[Sarchu!]

Oh right!
How could I forget to add Mareep?!
I feel so ashamed. :c

Weezing, ha ha, alright.

Keep 'em coming~

[Mim]

Chu mean well but chu make this hard on me = ...make this Happiny


I THINK IT WORKS.

[Mim]

WAIT HOW COULD WE HAVE MISSED THIS.

Cuz chu asked for it = Cuz chu asked Furrret

[Gary]

LOL!

[havoc]

If you're on your way- Staryu on your way ?
Maybe?
Even i know that- Eevee know that ?
sorry~ meh
I'm gonna need a better reason- I'm gonna need a Butterfree zone
I should be shot
Promise me- Paras me
Oh god someone stop me from being crap
To help me see- To help Muk see OR To help Eevee or Blissey or Skitty
Look, i'm gonna stop now, i don't want to kill you all off with this terrible--

[breloom]

"I don't want it for a minute" becomes "I don't want it for a Minun."

[brick'd]

"You'll leave Magneton"

I didn't see any mention of one of the world's awesomest Pokemon anywhere. D:<